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The All-New "Mouser Watch!" Thread

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, Dec 6, 2014.

  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    You're his Carer, so you should know all about the intimacies of HIAG's love life, or lack of it ?
     
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  2. PleaseNotPoll

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    Yep, you're definitely Elton.
     
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  3. PINKIE

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    Actually Elton John is the cousin of an old school friend of mine. But he has nothing to do with his immediate relations apparently.
     
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  4. Pixie's nothing like Elton.

    Elton is a prima dona with a massive drama-queen complex, always shouting and screaming about nothing, and more in love with the sound of his own voice than that of...

    Hang on a minute!

    No, you're right, PNP! Pixie is Elton!
     
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  5. PINKIE

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    That is you too a T mate <laugh> Especially the drama queen bit <diva>
     
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  6. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    Actually I had you down as Elton (for all the above reasons) as you say you are a Cock God
     
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  7. PINKIE

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    I feel sorry for PNP, I wonder if washing HIAG's filthy knackers is part of his Carer's job description ?
     
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  8. NSIS

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    Ugly ****ers the pair of 'em!....:)
     
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  9. Spurlock

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    I agree. They going to have ****in ugly kids.
     
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  10. Spurlock

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    Anyway can we get back to Mouser wumming before this becomes another virtual bedroom for Piskie and Hiag.
     
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  11. Can I Please make it absolutely clear, that I have no interest in Pixie. He's my stalker ffs!
     
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  12. PINKIE

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    First rule of wum club:

    If you can't take it, then don't dish it. <ok>
     
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  13. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    ill get us started.

    Liverpool total honours 60 - last trophy won 2012

    spurs total honours 24 - last trophy won 2008

    :)
     
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  14. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    Discount Mickey Mouse League Cup wins !

    Spurs last FA Cup win 1991

    Spurs last League title was 1962*


    *it makes 26 years quite recent :)
     
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  15. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    so what we're saying here is that the England national team has been more successful than spurs?

    thats pretty fecking depressing, for spurs fans anyway :D
     
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  16. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    ffs even Scotland have been more successful than Spurs !










    That may not be factually correct but you get the jist of my jest
     
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  17. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    pah facts! in this thread they mean nothing :D

    like spurs having one solitary season in the cl since the birth of the pl (the beginning of football for some)

    also spurs paying lamela 2.5m per goal
     
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  18. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    lamela only can use one foot that's why he costs so much per goal
     
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  19. Sucky

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    why not spend 25m + add ons for someone with two feet?

    i think its the cool haircut they're paying for ?
     
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  20. NSIS

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    So, does a certain Lionel Messi!!...
     
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