1⁄2cup all-purpose flour 1⁄4cup cornstarch 1 teaspoon baking powder 1⁄4teaspoon salt 1⁄2cup water 1 tablespoon water 1 tablespoon egg, beaten 1 tablespoon vegetable oil DIRECTIONS In a mixing bowl, combine the flour, cornstarch, baking powder, and salt. In a separate mixing bowl, combine 1/2 cup plus 1 T. water, 1 T. beaten egg, and oil. Add wet ingredients to dry and combine until mixed. Follow your deep fryer instructions for whatever veggie or meat or FOOTBALL TEAM you're frying. This batter is thin and delicious. Don't worry if it doesn't look like it's thick enough. It works great.
Bottom line is we need to start winning a few of these games. The McClaren Massagers have to realise we have 16 games to save our skin. 9 of those are away. We are not going to win all the home games, with particularly tough ones at home to Man C and Spurs, plus our incredibly dodgy record against the scum. Looking at the away games we have some tough places to visit with Chelsea, Stoke, Everton, Leicester, Liverpool, Southampton - all places we don't have a great record or where the home team usually has a good record. The more you look at it the more we look like Mr Tiote will finally be right. We will be relegated and sell all our best players.
Already am...I had a vision last night. Mitrovic banging in the winner against Villa to send them down and pushing us up to 8th.
Sadly, unless we buck up our ideas then you may well be right about that. So far, apart from Spurs, we have only managed to beat really **** teams - and not enough of them. We need to start converting our chances and winning games rather than just 'playing well.'
We are doomed, first a rallying email from steve mc claren and now lawro has predicted we will win, the kiss of death has been upon us.