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The All-New "Mouser Watch!" Thread

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, Dec 6, 2014.

  1. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Yes as I suspected, it's way more than Haigs examples

    Fail of epic proportions. :D this is actually quite hilarious
     
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  2. Sucky

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    If you give it, it's only right that you can take it no? :D
     
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  3. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Lamela's not a striker, isn't on over £100k p/w and didn't cost £26m.
    Absolutely spot on, other than all of the facts.
     
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    Where did I say anything different? All I asked was that the usual Spurs Arsenal stuff stay off the mouser thread.
     
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  5. FosseFilberto

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    <laugh> ... this might just be a first ... we live in hope ..

    PS Lamela has a cool haircut? ... only if 'reposing mink on head' is a fashion trend that hase passed me by <laugh>
     
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  6. Jesus, PNP!

    You've completed something I thought I'd never see in my lifetime - a double-"owning" of exceptionally Biblical and Koranic proportions!

    Pixie and Sucky would be reeling (if only they fully understood the epic fcukwittedness of their initial gambits).
     
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  7. FosseFilberto

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    ... you've got history in this area <laugh>

    Soldados is a striker, was on over £100k p/w and cost over £26m ... and is worse than Dirk Kuyt

    Adebayor is on strike, is on over £100k p/w and is costing Spuds a small fortune <whistle>
     
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  8. PleaseNotPoll

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    ... yes ... we set trends even then ... others still trying to follow <laugh>

    In fairness however he only cost us £5 million (less then half the money we got for our record sale)... and was on £25k a year ... he wasn't very bright <laugh>
     
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  10. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    That's until you factor in the cost of failing to get past the first round of the UEFA Cup and relegation the following year.
    Sacking half a dozen managers in two seasons can't be cheap, either.
     
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  11. PINKIE

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    First rule of wum club:

    If you can't take it, don't dish it. :tongue:
     
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    Out of interest, how much did each goal that soldado scored cost Spurs ?
     
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    ... we were run on a virtual shoe-string back then ... I would hazard an educated guess that the cost of a full season paying Adebayor's non-playing salary would have settled all of the above with enough change left over to pay the road tax on Levy's Reliant Robin <whistle>
     
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  14. PleaseNotPoll

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    Yes, but it meant missing out on Premier League payments, TV deals, etc.
    That's as well as finishing bottom of the league and having Robbie Savage win your POTY award repeatedly.
    Some things are inexpensive and some things are cheap. They're not necessarily the same things.
     
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    Strangely enough I loved the League 1 experience ... we had been awful for so many seasons beforehand that it was a welcome opportunity for some intense pruning and also provided the chance to visit some wonderful football grounds and mix with some real genuine fans ...

    Robbie Savage, I can make no excuses for... he is the footballing equivalent of HIAG's wummery ... inflated self-opinion on ability but can't fault the effort <whistle>.

    Daimond Lights with Mullets - there is shame ... and then there is shame ... some stains can't be erased with cillit bang (depite the claims) .. <laugh>
     
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  16. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I think that you'd have put up with a **** song and bad haircuts in order to have Hoddle and Waddle playing for you.
    There's a reason that Clive Allen scored 49 goals in one campaign.
     
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  17. You've been taking it quite a lot, recently, eh, Pixie?
     
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  18. Blimey! There was no need for that kind of savage attack!
     
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  19. PINKIE

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    You keep your homoerotic fantasies to yourself mate. I'm a happily married man.
     
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    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    So's Elton John.
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    Which one's Piskie and which one's HIAG? There should be a poll, really.
     
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