Wet Wipes

Anyone else use them? Gives your ring that spring fresh glow after you have dropped the kids off at the pool.

They damage the environment apparently, something about blocking drains and choking dolphins & otters or some such.

Nowt like a clean pooper though.

 

nah i should though, the feekal matter sometimes can get caught up in the arse hairs and ou cant get properly clean with a dry bit of paper

i mean ffs if you had ****e smeared on your arm would you wipe it with a bit of paper NO

 

Nah, they make your hands smell funny after + it's a bit gay

 

You should be washing your hands after taking a dump anyway, dirty boy.

 

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I don't tend to rub **** into my hands, it's one of those life skills you acquire at a young age.

If it's a messy one then I agree with you. Most of my ****s are quite tidy (apart from cidery ones...)

 

This is what keeps the Lochrie farter® in tip-top condition in case an unplanned bumming session should crop up during my daily routine.

http://www.andrex.co.uk/products/washlets/

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Flushable toilet tissue wipes
This refillable dispenser keeps wipes fresher for longer. Designed for more hygienic dispensing, this pack contains both a refillable case and a 42 sheet pack of Andrex Classic Clean Washlets™ with a touch of cotton This dispenser can also be used with Andrex Gentle Clean Washlets®™

• Andrex Washlets® are lightly moistened toilet tissue wipes.
• Dermatologically tested and pH neutral
• Use alongside your regular Andrex® Dry toilet tissue to leave you feeling cleaner and fresher.
• All of our Andrex Washlets® range have been thoroughly tested to ensure that they are flushable and biodegradable.
• For best results flush 1-2 wipes at a time.

- See more at: http://www.andrex.co.uk/products/washlets/#sthash.6iCkqQTW.dpuf

 

• For best results flush 1-2 wipes at a time.

How much do they expect people to ****

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this is the way to go

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/like/2014...ICEP3.0.0-L&ff14=122&viphx=1&ops=true&ff13=80

or

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bodna-Lot...083901?hash=item1ea9ff0efd:g:KMYAAOSwYGFUvnlo

but £7.99?? ebay rip off, asian shops sell for a couple of quid

 

Only minks and scumbags buy off Pakis.

 

Good for long flights too , If i manage to sleep on a plane with my trousers on I get sweaty nuts so a quick dump when I land in a normal toilet followed by a baby wipe wash balls first then ring starts the day off to a flyer.
Top tip run the wipe under a hot tap first for extra cleanliness.

 

you would think so but apparently most supermarket lamb etc is from Pakis

 

Wipes his arse with his left hand ^^

 

Liberal lies. I will not stand for it. You're one more warning away from an LYT kneecapping.

 

its true

its a process we call WWW Wipe Wash Wipe

with our left hand of course

 

Its true I tell ya, its true

Tesco, Marks et al use halal meat

 

I use the actual ones designed for the toilet ... the andrex ones. Nothin like a sparkling ring.

 

good point, squire.

 

Fat Donald's disnae use Shallow Hal meat in its burgers (mibbe in them wee nuggets though)

http://www.mcdonalds.co.uk/ukhome/w...-meat-slaughtered-using-the-halal-method.html

Loads of others don't mind cutting the chook or coo at the neck until it bleeds to death though....

http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2014/may/07/halal-meat-restaurant-menus-humane-slaughter

Stick to bacon, at least our middle eastern cousins (both sorts) won't touch Percy & Peppa