Happy Birthday sb73. Wishing you what I wish myself.......a win on Saturday....(and an o.g. by Mackie)
You will be accused of favouritism You will have to do a birthday thread for all members now beth Don't you have enough work on here already
SB, l hope your beer is out of date & flat. That all your friends stay home and don't turn up and that your team goes on a run of losses............ Oh, hang on ..... your team is the one l support too! Ok, let me start again, I sincerely hope your friends shout you the very finest ales and that our team, as Beth has mentioned, have a great win. Best wishes, Aussie PS - Please tell me how it feels to be 55 .......... I'll be there in June.
It's a hot day--there's a traveling salesman passing through a small town in Texas when he sees a little old man sitting in a rocking chair on the porch of a house. So he stops and says to the little old man, "You look as if you don't have a care in the world! What's your formula for a long and happy life?" And the little old man says, "Well, I smoke six packs of cigarettes a day, I drink a quart of bourbon every four hours and six cases of beer a week. I never wash and I go out every night; I don't get to bed until four in the morning." And the guy says, "Wow, that's just great. How old are you?" And the little man says, "Twenty-two."
When's your birthday Kiwi...? I will see if the dancing girls I sent to Stan this morning mind travelling down under!
Thanks everyone. Clearly my unsubtle trailing of this rather insignificant event was noted. And you have given me what I crave most - attention! It's all about me! I was given a pair of comfy wellies ( the comfort of wellies is essential to world peace) and a pair of slippers this morning. Scariest thing is these are what I asked for. Never say the wild ones calm down in the end.
Those are things you buy surreptitiously for yourself before you turn 50. You'll get there Facto, trust me.
