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The Christian BENTEKE watch thread

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by moreinjuredthanowen, Jan 20, 2016.

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  1. Thus Spake Zarathustra

    Thus Spake Zarathustra GC Thread Terminator

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    Four yards in front of goal and right on his ****ing sloping head obviously isn't good enough, as chances go.
     
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    Thus Spake Zarathustra, Jan 20, 2016
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  2. Jimmy Squarefoot

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    Benteke Watch:

    he's still sh*t. what a performance <laugh>
     
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  3. astro

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    Man of the match

    **** fans
     
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    astro, Jan 20, 2016
  4. terrifictraore

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    replay that first goal and you will see benteke play a nice ball in ( nothing special ) he then stands in the exact same spot until after the goal goes in, a decent striker would be haring into the box ready for rebounds etc.
     
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  5. Diego

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    Or waiting for a cut back or block from the defender?
    there were already others in there for the cross.
     
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    Diego, Jan 20, 2016
  6. Jimmy Squarefoot

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    To be fair, he did some things - the hockey assist for the first goal and the run for the third.

    But that overall performance was hilarious. I needed cheering up!
     
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  7. Jimmy Squarefoot

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    Only Allen was in that area. So your argument is completely wrong ... <laugh>
     
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    Jimmy Squarefoot, Jan 20, 2016
  8. Super G Ted'inho

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    We won and Benteskey is still a #scapegoat
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Jan 20, 2016
  9. Diego

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    There were 4 strung out across the area (Benteke being one of them).
     
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    Diego, Jan 20, 2016
  10. Jimmy Squarefoot

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    I know, our fans are embarrassing at times!

    We need to support the player!
     
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  11. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Stay cool
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen, Jan 20, 2016
  12. Binomial

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    please please please just feck off
     
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    Binomial, Jan 20, 2016
  13. Diego

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    He was only instrumental in 2 of the 3 goals though and had the temerity to not score a couple of chances, who the **** does he think he is, strikers score every chance they get in a game just watch other teams <grr>
     
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    Diego, Jan 20, 2016
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  14. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Stay cool dude.
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen, Jan 20, 2016
  15. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    #truered
     
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  16. Diego

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    That will be the managers decision if necessary <ok>
     
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    Diego, Jan 20, 2016
  17. astro

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    Plus he defended all 3 of Exexeter's set pieces and set up counter attacks but we didn't score from all of them
     
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  18. Diego

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    Think he needs to lose about a foot in height and add inho to his name, he could become an elite player within weeks <ok>
     
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    Diego, Jan 20, 2016
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  19. Super G Ted'inho

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    inho is a good start ;)
     
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  20. Diego

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    Probably the easier of the stated requirements :grin:
     
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    Diego, Jan 20, 2016
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