Home made chicken madras. Instead of rice, i had...i kid ye not.....butternut squash grated into long strings looks like spaghetti. Its pre-packed in Tesco's 3 packs for £2 You stir fry it for four minutes, it looks like orange spaghetti but with a sweeter flavour. It has zero carbs and about 39 calories per pack and for healthy food is really tasty... Since 27th December, i've lost over a stone just cutting out all white bread, pasta and rice, and feel bloody better for it. The other day I was weak and had some cheese and onion hula hoops.....the shame......
I had chicken kievs and chips. Proper ones not those horrible processed ****e things. £3 each for a quarter chicken filled with garlic butter and covered in bread crumbs. Had two. Nearly ate the bones as well I was that hungry. Couldn't be arsed to make a pudding so just ate half a pack of Border shortbread biscuits and washed it down with a glass of blueberry, pomegranate and acai smoothie.
I'll be honest Ernie i always have cold custard on Crumble or Bananas or out of the tin on its own. Same with Rice Pudding. The mrs goes mad when i sit and eat Rice Pud out of the tin.
The wife made tea the other night. It looked odd. Like Spag Bol but obviously not. "What's this?" I enquired. "It's courgetti", she replied. It was spaghetti, but made out of a courgette. With a special cutter thing, that her sister gave her for Christmas. Courgette spaghetti. The dirty, dirty bastard.
Is 3 bags of fruit pastels bad for you Whilst watching a film, had a glass Of H2O after the second bag though And they were the cheap asda type... Seem to be going to the bog a lot .mmmm
Sorry just remembered the reason for the bog frequency Had a load of sprouts with my tea... Mystery solved !!!!
From my phychology degree, I think this is a double bluff poster, and this is an actual genuine true post. Trying to be ironic....but actually true. Now thats worrying. Why DID the bastards take the stabilisers off
My daughter makes a diet version of lasagne with layers of cabbage instead of pasta (or it might be leeks, I forget), swears it's lovely. I had fish and chips, it was national fish and chip awards day after all. Been dog-sitting for the past week, but Bella the boxer got picked up this afternoon, seems a bit quiet here now.
This could be the start of something big for you( some ****s dirty blouse) Today just one person reading it, next it could go vitriolic.... " The World is your Bog" ( sorry Ment blog)
The next step is this book - watch out if she gets it. http://inspiralized.com/cookbook/ My missus does courgette for her and pasta or half n half for me. She's a keeper.
Think its Leeks. Its a Hairy Biker Recipe. the mrs is threatening to make it. She's at Fat Club, I mean Slimming World, tonight. No Crumble for her
