Oh for goodness sake (you either went to the Railway Bell - poor move - or the Standard - poor move). Next time, call me!
Decades ago I went into a Brighton pub with my ex who went to the gents....came back and said, 'We're out of here, they've got avocado urinals.'
Had some sort of sliding doors that meant the front of the pub could be completely open? Right next to the road. If that helps.
I was dragged to Dobbies in Shepton Mallet the other day, a very large garden centre where you can buy just about anything, and which boasts a sumptuous cafe. The 3 urinals in the gents toilets resemble 3 completely different types of orchid, an attractive feature but rather distracting!
Ugh, Railway Bell. Or as it's known here, the Railway EDL. Where the away fans congregate. Genuinely the worst pub in Brighton!
What finger in an orifice type ones do you mean? Had those thanks. Very embarrassing. I don't know how women cope with all that prodding and poking in the name of health care and motherhood.
Astronomers from the California Institute of Technology (CIT)announced on Wednesday that they have found evidence to suggest that our solar system does indeed have a ninth planet -- a rather enormous one at that. This as-of-yet unnamed planet, which is being referred to as "Planet Nine" for the time being, is thought to be between five and ten times the size of the Earth and orbits so far beyond Pluto that it circles the sun just once every 10,000 to 20,000 years. http://www.engadget.com/2016/01/20/astronomers-may-have-found-the-solar-systems-9th-planet/
Plenty! Get into town - don't just head straight towards sea - go to the North Laine and the Lanes. Loads of nice pubs around that area. The Dorset is good, Mash Tun (for those younger than I!), Bath Arms.
Female doctor, then a male doctor and then a lady with a camera on a tube in a room full of five other ladies, two of which were rather attractive young trainee nurses.... not the most dignifying of sessions that one. * and no, they didn't find my head, so there goes that popular belief
Speaking of doctors . I went to see mine the other day , beautiful woman . She said " Hello Jasper what's the problem ?" I said " I have a red rash around my Genitals " She said " Ok drop them , and let me have a look " I did so . She said " Jasper , you are going to have to stop masturbating " I said " Why ? " She said " Because I am trying to examine you !" .........
My old school on the news. This news is worrying for the whole education sector... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-35359570?post_id=10153878712784158_10153878712779158
