I doubt this would be a Wid Ye if there wasn't a catch. Is it/him/her one of those that can't make up their feckin mind between pishing standing up or sitting down? Without the plucked eyebrows and make up it is a geezer fer shizzle
Hmmm,I might if I didn't know the truth http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...sh-soldier-27-poses-glamorous-photoshoot.html
Still have a deeper voice than me though, not exactly arousing to hear a squaddie looking over the shoulder saying "pump my hole ye bassa!" in a baritone.