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What is your worst away tale and why?

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  1. hbk4894

    hbk4894 Active Member

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    From a long journey for a called-off game, to a restricted view, to getting utterly soaked...

    What's your worst away day tale and why?
     
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    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Ireland v England Lansdowne Rd 1995 would take some beating.
     
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    League cup semi final Cliftonville v Ards at the Oval when I was about 14. 2 nil down, 2 each then beat 3-2 and absolutely beasted by the RUC.

    Cracked skulls blood all over the shop.
     
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    Ciaran 2016 POTY

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    @Dev'sAnusSquatter

    It's a link, not a picture you spastic <doh>
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Wasn't Manchester '08 anyway
     
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    I bought a meat biryani from a fried chicken shop in Whiechapel worst take away ever.
     
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    <laugh><applause>

    YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS He's back with aplomb folks, @hbk4894 is on form again.

    GC IS SAVED.
     
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    Got bottled and battered by a gang of Hungarian Neo-Nazis in Budapest. Then United got beat 1-0. Luckily, we twatted them 5-1 in the return leg.
     
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    <rofl> yaaas. Up ye
     
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    Got lifted at Pittodrie. Kept in until the Monday when the judge geed me a 200 quid fine and barred me oote Aberdeen for ever.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    So he rewarded you?
     
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    1 time we went to band camp and i shoved a flute up my pussy
     
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    It could have been a bassoon.
     
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    The woman's husband came home and threatened to cut my cock off with a carving knife.
     
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