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Match Day Thread Watford vs Newcastle United

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by JakartaToon, Jan 19, 2016.

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  1. Newcastle Win

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  2. Watford Win

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  3. Draw

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  4. Match Abandoned (Elton John on Pitch)

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  5. Albert is a XXXX

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  1. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member
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    Premier League​
    Saturday, January 23, 10:00 PM (Jakarta Time)​
    Vicarage Road​
    So by Saturday evening we could have been beaten 3 times in one season by, of all teams, Watford. How the mighty Magpies have fallen. On a positive note we might now be at the start of a Pardewesque style unbeaten run having picked up 4pts from 6 in our last two games and we haven't lost to Watford away in the Premier League since 1986. However we haven't won either, with three 1-1 draws during this period.
    While Watford are 8 points, and 6 places, above Newcastle in the table, Newcastle are the form side going into this game with Watford having only 1 point from their last 5 Premier League games compared to Newcastle's 5.

    Newcastle will probably be without Anita and Dummett (much to Captain Chaos' delight) and De Jong and I expect a starting line up of:
    Elliot
    Janmaat
    Coloccini
    Mbemba
    Colback
    Saivet
    Shelvey
    Sissoko
    Wijnaldum
    Perez
    Mitrovic

    I am going for a sneaky 2-1 win for Newcastle.

    Betting odds as follows:

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  2. G4rdToonArmy

    G4rdToonArmy Well-Known Member

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    If we keep up the recent performances I think we will win. Watford haven't won for 5 league games and only snuck past us in the cup due to a miss placed back pass when we where shot of confidence.

    Wij to get his first away goal and Mitro to score. 2-0
     
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  3. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    It's getting late have you seen my mates
    Ma tell me when the boys get here
    It's seven o'clock and I want to rock
    Want to get a belly full of beer

    My old man's drunker than a barrel full of monkeys
    And my old lady she don't care
    My sister looks cute in her braces and boots
    A handful of grease in her hair

    Don't give us none of your aggravation
    We had it with your discipline
    Saturday night's alright for fighting
    Get a little action in

    Get about as oiled as a diesel train
    Gonna set this dance alight
    `Cause Saturday night's the night I like
    Saturday night's alright alright alright

    Well they're packed pretty tight in here tonight
    I'm looking for a dolly who'll see me right
    I may use a little muscle to get what I need
    I may sink a little drink and shout out "She's with me!"

    A couple of the sound that I really like
    Are the sounds of a switchblade and a motorbike
    I'm a juvenile product of the working class
    Whose best friend floats in the bottom of a glass
     
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  4. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    if we can perform to the same level as the 2 previous games we should be good enough to win
    let's hope it's a winning habbit we can carry forward, I'll take Perez to score first
     
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  5. mmmkay

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    2-1 newcastle. Mitrovic in the 23rd min, ighalo in the 42nd and shelvey in the 57th. Heard it hear first!
     
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  6. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    <laugh> You're a bit of character aren't you?
     
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  7. mmmkay

    mmmkay Well-Known Member

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    Ha ha mitrovic will start scoring some time. Probably be a rebound of the arse but it still counts!
     
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  8. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    I am quietly confident we can continue our upward path in this game.

    Three more points towards our final points total of 48 points. You heard that hear first!!
     
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  9. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Lets hope you are right. Mainly because he doesn't look like he'd hit a cows arse with a banjo at present.
     
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  10. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    He'll come good.
     
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  11. It's_all_Greek_to_me

    It's_all_Greek_to_me Well-Known Member

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    Mitrovic hat-trick on Saturday....3-0
     
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  12. Lord Jonjomort

    Lord Jonjomort Well-Known Member

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    A win here. Should that happen, then I really do think Watford could find themselves in trouble.
     
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  13. Albert's Chip Shop

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    May I take this opportunity to state that this thread is a massive improvement on the lame efforts of ACS.
    Much more intercontinental in feel, with less made up bollocks.
     
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  14. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    A touch bit unfair, although I did hear something along the lines of Mitrovic falling out the boat and missing the water....

    2 - 0 Win with JPFs favourite scoring the first.
     
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  15. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Think this will be a draw. Won money betting on the toon last week, so ain't risking it for the rest of my life now!

    1-1. Mitrovic scoring.









    Jokes. Like that would ever happen!
     
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  16. Geordie lass in the Fen

    Geordie lass in the Fen Well-Known Member

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    I think we will win this one 6 - 0
    Berahino, Townsend, Shelvey, Gini, Mitro, Lacazette.
    Well........... I'm in a good mood.
     
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  17. anyobrien

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    always a team that gets sucked in and I think Watford could just be that team... If we turn them over we are just five points behind.....1. Nil to the toon.
     
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  18. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    You all know, deep-down, that Watford are going to win this.

    Come on, quit stalling (in dodgy American accent) and get your closure (vile Americanism) by facing the ugly truth.

    :emoticon-0106-cryin
     
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  19. Lord Jonjomort

    Lord Jonjomort Well-Known Member

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    I'm gonna have to take a rain check on that, buddy, your chatter really bummed me out. I totally think we're gonna take this one, maybe two or three scores to nuthin. Y'all know Steve's boys is awesome, for reals.
     
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  20. Gordonthetoony

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    I see the human beanpole Pantillimon has signed for Watford so no doubt he'll be in goal. Mitro should give him a tough baptism.
     
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