Transfer Rumours The January '16 transfer rumour thread.

Beefy, wrong currency. As Fran pointed out earlier, Norwich signed Naismith for 2 Charlie Austins!

 

Van Damme to star in Hollywood??? You couldn't make it up

 

Middlesborough have bid £10m for Ross McCormack.

 

Charlie better be good, as so far, he's replacing Mane, Long and Pelle!

 

Any news on Tonny vilhena?

 

99% in the summer.

 

Pre - agreed?

 

That is why Ron was over there at the weekend after the match.

 

What will they do with the other 1% of him?

Vin

 

That's the extra 'N' in his first name. He'll just be Tony when he comes here.

 

Watford have signed Nordin Amrabat from Malaga for £6.1m

 

Meh, we could get one and a half Charlie Austin's for that.

 

LFC: "Hello is this Mr. Reed?"

Les Reed: "Speaking"

LFC: "It's the Liverpool Transfer Committee, again, we'd like to make an enquiry about one of your players."

LR: "How much have you got to waste this time?"

LFC: "£8 million plus our frequent shopper discount. What will that get us?"

LR: "Not much. You paid three times
that for Lallana and he's scored once since 2014. Only because I'm in a good mood after two wins and because you're such stu...loyal customers, I'll offer you Yoshida or Ramirez."

[Voice in background]
'Ask Mr Reed about Southampton's refund policy'

LFC: "Come on Mr. Reed, be fair, we're desperate for a striker and no one else answers our calls. The supporters think it's 'our year' and are becoming
very impatient. We were kind of hoping you'd be happy to sell Shane Long.."

LR: "A striker?! We've already given you Stephen Caulker. The going price for Shane at the moment is three $hlongs, 36 million. Until then, good day."

LFC: "Hello? Mr Reed? Are you still there?"

 

Incidentally, I've watched that guy once. That was when I tuned in to one of Malaga's matches to scout Juanmi Let's just say this Ambarat guy impressed me enough to still remember his name. I thought he was a solid striker, hardworking, physically imposing and with a good touch. Might be a good signing for them

 

What was Juanmi like? Did you file a report?

 

Found it. Makes me doubt my scouting credentials

 

I never rule out something else happening. Hence 99% certain he will be here in the summer.

 

Dutch Tony. "Playing for Saints is like making love to a beautiful woman.........."

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But not how to spell it!

 

For that to happen, at the very least he should've scored.