I had mine taken away when I was in my early 30's and it was an experience that I would like to forget!!
It was bloody sore for weeks and the stitches were a nightmare especially when things got hard if the naas what I mean..
It was about a month if my memory serves me correctly....Mind I wouldn't have minded keeping some of the swelling...
Aye you're probably right Brian. At age almost 50 it's the wrong time. I just get bored at times you know. Sometimes I wish I had a clitoris so I could fiddle with it.