Barbie Burglar Wid Ye?

The reason for the Wid Ye in this case was the moral dilemma of the fact (alleged) that said bint was an exponent of the "five finger discount". Would one put aside their dislike of the criminal classes for a go on her.

 

She has a Hugh head. Look at it in comparison to her arm.

 

Sadly though, if you read the article, it has nothing to do with her.

The paper just thought that sticking pics from her Facebook page everywhere would get them clicks/page visits, and it seems to have worked.

Nothing personal Grove, keep up the good work

 

In reality I would use reasonable force to restrain her and call 999 to report the burglary and give a statement to the police and collect my crime number.
If any repairs were needed to secure the premises I would make sure this was undertaken too..

 

There you go, proof if required that not everyone would overlook the fact (alleged) that she was Teef and would call the Feds. Perhaps we could expand on what would constitute "reasonable force". Would this include the removal of potentially harmful clothing during said restraining processes? Handcuffs perchance? Cleave gag?

 

Ah wid

 

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crisps.

 

I would if they were Sour Cream and Chive Pringles, the smell makes me heave

 

You'll be fat and old one day.

 

Fat? No chance.

Old? What constitutes 'old'? I'll never reach ER's age that's for sure, I'll make it to 50 if I'm super lucky/modern medicine improves dramatically.

 

No he will die an emaciated vagrant before the age of 35.

 

Ah wid btw

 

I still say I'll be lucky to make 50, I'll be 45 this year

 

GroveRanger
I feel your pain ! I expect that most of us realised your point .