Bloody hell Billy I had to Google some of them - God knows what sort of personalised adverts I'm gonna start getting now
Squirters and rough! My missus likes to be held round the neck. Likes watching porn with girls being strangled too!
Wait until you get with a proper squirter, the novelty soon wears off. Having to change the bed sheets after every shag when all you want is to do is fall asleep, your thighs, and chest absolutely dripping. Once in a blue moon, fair play, enjoy it. When it's all the time. **** that.
I'm not, mate. Like I say, when it's all the time, the novelty soon wears off. When I bash the back doors in, she squirts. You can't escape it!