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  1. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Did you hear about the Gay plumber?

    He screwed the knob off an old geyser
     
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  2. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Did you hear about the Gay ghost?

    He gave his mate the willies.
     
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  3. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
    You gotha hand it to her.
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Jan 14, 2016
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  4. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    Constipated mathematician?

    He worked it out with a pencil.
    _____________

    Deaf cyclist?

    Bought a wheel and spoke.
     
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    Null, Jan 14, 2016
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  5. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    Constipated baker?

    He kneaded a ****e.
     
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    Null, Jan 14, 2016
  6. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    Uhura brown?

    William Shatner.
     
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  7. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    Pirate joiner?

    He chiselled me timbers.
     
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  8. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    Missing fingered software engineer who needed a ****e?

    He took a gambol.
     
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    Null, Jan 14, 2016
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  9. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Homosexual cowboy.

    Rode into to town and shot up the sheriff
     
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  10. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Here's one, here's one lads. Did you hear about the blind criminal He was under a vest, so wouldn't have been able to see anything even if he wasn't blind, as the vest was black and there were no lights on. Hahahaha ****ing yaaaaaaassssss lolzy, under a vest not under arrest<laugh><party> made it up all by myself you ****s! Long live lunches with beer!!!
     
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  11. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    Gay man who loves fatties who needed an internal check up?

    He had a scan.
     
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    Null, Jan 14, 2016
  12. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    **** off, Mon.
     
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  13. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    What did the man with Leprosy say to the prostitute?

    "Keep the tip"
     
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  14. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    Gay rapist who loved to post his spunk?

    He came in a jiffy.
     
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    Null, Jan 14, 2016
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  15. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    No
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    <laugh> ****in yaaaaaaasssssssss <party> **** you jiffy
     
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    monacoger, Jan 14, 2016
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    Null Well-Known Member
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    ****s love cheering on oap lemon parties?

    "Mon the codger"
     
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  18. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    A ****y virgin

    Toby
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Jan 14, 2016
  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>
     
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    Dyslexic pimp - bought a warehouse.
     
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