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  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Did the last one out turn off the lights ?
     
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    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner Forum Moderator

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    Perhaps Hiag can go on their board and entertain the troops with his unique skill of ****up wizardry:)
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    He claims that he's an entertainer. He certainly keeps me entertained with his **** up wizardry. <laugh>
    HIAG should start a new thread 'My daily **** ups, let me entertain you'
     
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    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner Forum Moderator

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    As Talkshite's Adrian Durham has dropped the Daily Arsenal he could replace it with a Daily Spurs slot where he can discuss their dodgy penalty decisions, their loses at home, whether Spurs will finish in top 7, will Poch go mid season, how much is Kane worth, and why do Spurs think they are a big club when common sense says that their lack of trophies makes them a small club.
    What would Durham make of the fact that they haven't a title in over 50 years or the FA Cup in 25 years !
     
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    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Durham knows that he won't get a load of utter pillocks phoning up to whine every day if he does another team, though.
    He can only be guaranteed a high twat quota if he sticks to Arsenal.
     
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    Seems i have touched a nerve with you PNP
     
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    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Er, no. That's exactly what Durham does. HIAG uses similar tactics on here, except he doesn't charge for each response.
     
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    HIAG makes a twat of himself and people point out that HIAG makes a twat of himself, that's how it works on here <ok>
     
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  9. If I did charge, I'd make a fcuking fortune out of these bozos!
     
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    We just let you know that you're a twat, for free.

    You're welcome. <ok>
     
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    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    HIAG says provocative things to get people to respond and people respond.
    It's Talksport minus the financial aspect. You'd be bankrupt otherwise.
     
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    Like I said, he makes a twat of himself and people let him know he's a twat. He enjoys it, and has even admitted he makes a tit of himself for his own pleasure. People enjoying laughing at him and taking the piss, everybody is a winner <ok>
     
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    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Yep, Talksport. They don't believe half of the **** that they say, either.
    Two presenters who both happen to disagree with each other on everything, by pure coincidence.
    It's almost as if they need someone to phone them up and settle it for them...
     
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    Can't say I've ever listened to it, but most people on here seem to think Durham is a twat too.
     
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    TalkSport have started a new daily feature today called "The Spurs Bottle Omoter" in which they will measure how much Spurs have "bottled it" in each game for the rest of the season
    TalkSport have started a new feature today called "The Spurs Bottle Omoter" in which they will measure how much Spurs have "bottled it" for the rest of the season.

    It's like I predicted this yesterday !
    How did I know that ?

    "The Spurs Bottle Omoter" is priceless.

    I can't wait for all the deluded Spuds phoning up to defend their bottle job team - Hiag you could put them on speed-dial :)
     
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    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Yep.
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    We've got Piers Morgan too, so that's nothing <laugh>
     
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    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    It always makes me laugh that he's constantly used as the worst example of an Arsenal fan, when you also had this bloke:
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    I guess he didn't Tweet enough abuse at Wenger or something.
     
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    Bin Laden was a scapegoat <whistle>
     
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    What is this 'Spurs bottle-o-meter' that you talk of ?

    And does it require it's own thread ?
     
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