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What's the biggest thing you have put up your arse ?

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  1. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Mine was an umbrella handle.
    That was the first and last time of bum experimentation for this Celtic mad bastard.
     
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  2. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Jimmy Saville.
     
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  3. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    I got Wee Jimmy Krankie up there once, it was fandabidozy.
     
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  4. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    A Bottle of Lambrini.
     
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  5. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Ten pin bowling pin.
     
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  6. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    tbf I only stuck the Lambrini half way up.

    You could say I bottled out of it.
     
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    my finger
     
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  8. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Your wife's tiny chinky hand.
     
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    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    scan's thumb
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Eugene Dadi's penis
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    My cock
     
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    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Toby GC's Life Coach

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  14. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    @Scan having his finger retracted from his arse.

    scan2.jpg
     
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    Double Decker bus.
     
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    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    ER's soup bowl.
     
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    Mick's left foot.
     
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    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    A Bishop's staff in the vestry. I didn't have a choice it was preordained.
     
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