You're going to gag him while this takes place? I think the excitement of it all has you not thinking straight. A ball gag will not allow your sword fight to take place.
A leaving thread? I'm always puzzled by these. They say they're leaving and then post more replies on the leaving thread. At what point does the author actually 'leave'? Is there any official etiquette for this?
Aye, the biggest leaver must be Smug. He's done it on at least two occasions, though this time seems to be the longest he's kept away (about a fortnight?). You kind of get the feeling they will be reading all this, their keyboard fingers twitching at the ready. Oh maybe they have decided enough is enough and its time to get a life?
Just ask minxy she'll do it for you without all the bollocks trying to make you stay. please log in to view this image
