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Match Day Thread 2015/16 Premier League, Cups & Euro Watch

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  1. Thus Spake Zarathustra

    Thus Spake Zarathustra GC Thread Terminator

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    Both of them were more pens than the one you were given, but nowhere near as much a pen as the one Newcastle were robbed of.
     
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    Two? I saw the collochini one and that was more of a pen than the first, but I suppose it's evened out by the fact he gave you one that shouldn't have been and didn't give them one that definitely should have been.

    Didn't see the second one
     
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    ah you are in Sweeney mode which i'm afraid is even more damning as back then the flying squad spent more time in the boozer getting pissed with known crims than investigating crime so the Cheese seems perfectly apt based on the bizarre events related by that known upstanding member of the community RHC :bandit:
     
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    Any thoughts on why Felatio is still on the pitch?
     
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    Look again, Colocini leand into it and the guy on the floor wrapped his arm around it to scoop it away from Fellaini.
    Swings and roundabouts so I wont complain, the one he gave was harsh.
     
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    I haven't even got a thought as to why he started on the pitch, he is useless. Other than that I can see no reason why he should have left the pitch
     
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    Fair point like.

    The barmaids tended to have better tits than auld Denice though.
     
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    The one you were given wasn't so much as a roundabout as the teacups outside Tesco's. The one Newcastle were denied wasn't a swing as much as the pirate ship at Flamingo Land.
     
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    Five bookable offences so far and counting.
     
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    Perez appears to be waiting for a bus....
     
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    Like a schoolyard kickabout this.
     
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    LVG just evacuated his bowels there...
     
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    Looked like Van Gaal was going to cry after that Lingaard miss <laugh>
     
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    No, that's Giggs next to him.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Did Rooney escape a booking then by randomly pointing in an other direction?
     
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    Why didn't Colback shoot?!
     
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    Think we just saw the answer to that.
     
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    Saw Felani behind him and thought...surely he'll foul me lol...

    Smalling a twat
    ..even Deane couldn't miss that one.
     
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    Smalling lol. Makes Skrtel look like he knows what hes doing
     
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