Bird is reversing out of her driveway and accidentally runs over her dog, she gets out of the motor and finds the mutilated corpse lying lifeless on the ground. Just then she sees a lamp which naturally she gives a rub and out pops the Genie. "I am the Genie of the Lamp!" he says rather unsurprisingly "I can give you just One wish today!" The bird says "Please can you bring my dog back to life, I don't know how the kids are going to cope without him" "Sorry" says the Genie "the first rule of wishes is that I can't bring anything back from the dead, you will have to think of something else" After a short while the bird says "I wish you make my Husband good looking" "Certainly, that is more like it. What is your husbands name?" "Ian Dowie" she replies, to which the Genie says "Best take another look at that dog then!"
I was the same mate. 6 foot at 16. Me and my mates got lifted wan night in Holytown for **** all. We awe pled not guilty and I was the only wan that got done because the polis said they could see me cos I was taller than the rest of them. ****s. Admonished though so not so tragic
Long streak of pish Aldo running about with short troosers and some **** playing the piano in the background.
Ya wee contcha. Is aweright fur you growing up over there not having to worry about polis harassment and such like. Breach of the peace is no laughing matter sonny
