My offer to the recently banned

This is an open offer to all multi account users or those recently banned from this forum.

Is the position of your best friend open? I'm only asking because you seem to have a void in your life that can only be filled by being on this forum. I'm available 24 hours a day (except when Sunderland have a match, obviously may not be too much of an issue for you but it is for me, the wife says I can't come out to play or when I'm having toilet time) in person, on the phone or via e-mail (when I'm allowed to use the computer by the wife). Others may not want to hear your pathetic banter, but I'm not nasty like those moderators and I'm willing to listen to the ****e that you desperately need the world to hear.

If required I can provide references as to my suitability to be your friend from my time manning the Samaritans switchboard, where I helped nearly two people cope with the bleakness of their sad and lonely lives, and I'm nearly certain I could help you (or if your case is so sad that I can't stop laughing at how much of a loser you are, I'll quite happily provide the number for childline where you can talk to a trained adult who can help)

If you are interested in having a friend then pm me, using this forums messaging system and give me your details (difficult I know if the nasty man keeps banning you, but if you accomplish it, then you can have a friend for life.)

Remember I'm willing to be your friend, together we can heal the hurt in your soul and maybe in time with patient care and understanding you can be a productive member of the human race.



PS Obviously mags can **** right off, your hopeless cases.

 

Bollocks! I've missed something. I ****ing hate it when I miss something. Clockwork, I presume.

 

Are you a Psychotherapist VS?

 

Nah, just looking to help the poor banned sad ****ers any way I can, hopefully by being sympathetic and not judging them too harshly because their mother didn't hug them enough as children. So to repeat I'm here to help them not judge them, (I'll leave it to the suitably qualified head doctors to do that)

 

Vaux i too did Samaritans but was sacked after 1 day as 32 mags committed suicide after turning to me for advice oh the other 15 ended up in Cherry Knowles.


If you want to play with me ill be out at 6 tomorrow Casey in hand don't forget to bring coats for goalposts

 

I actually worked for the Samaritans. One day I phoned in sick & they talked me out of it.

 

Chunky, you never cease to entertain.

Vaux, well done.

 

I do try Wrath.