...With the season approaching fast, just for a bit of fun what things are guarenteed to happen next season? 1. Arsene Wegner's vision will deteriorate when an Arsenal player messes up 2. It will miraculiously improve to the level of an eagle owl, when something happens against Arsenal 3. Sir Alex will berate a match official, when they lose 4. Wayne Rooney will score, and be lorded as the greatest player in the world for it. 5. If Chelsea or Man City go 2 games without a win, it will be a "crisis". 6. Swansea and Norwich will be described as "plucky" by TV pundits. 7. Kenny Dalglish will wind up the press. 8. Harry Redknapp, will be the favorite to become the next England manager, should England fail to win any game by at least 6 clear goals. 9. Any player who scores in two games on the trot, will be in "red hot" form.
Indeed Will he win Chelsea the Champions League which is what Abramovic always wanted? Morinho never did - but can Vil Boas? Abramovic spent money on Torres for the Champions League, and Vila Boas will be exepected to win that. Something along those lines! No Andy Gray thankfully!
Bow..His biggest problem is one Fernando Torres, he doesn't fit there style of play. He'll get pelters if Torres fails, which I can see happening. I think the big thing this season will be the pressure on Wegner, if Arsenal fail to win a trophy I think he'll be gone next summer.
But he's either to stubborn or too ignorant to address the flaws Arsenal have i.e top quality keeper, and commanding center half...Shay Given would have been a perfect fit to his keeper problem, yet he insists he doesn't need a keeper.
I know. I still say if he kept Toure and bought Yaya, then they would of been very close to winning last year. Need a Campbel/Viera combo and a back up to Persivold and a goallie.
People will say Dani Pacheco just needed a run of games when he's shipped out. The Kop will sing to Linda Pizzuti for her birthday. Anderson will not be UEFA Player of the Year, despite predicting he would be. A sex scandal will engulf another Utd player. Torres will be sold in January. Wenger will sign a couple of hardmen. People will say Arsenal got boring again as one of the hardmen breaks Nani's leg. Oh, hang on, not broken, just a bit of a welt. Fabregas will return to Barca but they'll go out of the CL to Arsenal. Joey Barton will be on Comic Relief playing Mike Ashley in a sketch based in a casino. Ashley gives Barton's wages to charity as a fine so Barton punches him. Fergie will be seen wetting himself in the dugout. It'll be revealed that he's been wearing colostomy bags for a few years now. Concerns among the Glazers about Fergie's growing signs of senility will surface.
A dubious refereeing decision will be given by Howard Webb to Manchester United at Old Trafford. Alex Ferguson will claim any referee whom isn't Howard Webb isn't strong enough to referee such games,He will have yet another pop at Martin Atkinson...and get away with it.He will also te continue to break the rules by not talking to the BBC.
Feruson will still be a bad loser Wenger will still be a bad loser Rooney will still swear uncontrollably at referees Nani will still cry after every challenge Giggs will still shag anything that moves Rooney will still shag any Granny that moves 'little pea' will be found out as a one season wonder Steve bruce's face will turn redder and bigger Fergies nose will turn redder and bigger Liverpool will win the title Fairly certain on 9 of them just one i'm not sure of!!
Any team that is managed by someone that has been managed by Alex Ferguson will deliberately lose to Manchester United.
