Off Topic Some Questions for the Mods

Just when I was enjoying the evening..

 

Go to BBC Sport / Football / League 1 (no really, I am being serious now) and look at the table then go back and apologise to Mr Cat for asking

 

People try to put us ddddddown....

 

For the record, I didn't mind Leeds60 - probably bceause I knew I would always beat the silly old sod in a banter session - just like most of you on here

 

Vets do it..

 

If I didn't know where he was I would feel like Rainman on here sometimes what with the way you treat me an all John Boy

 

I'll never understand cockerney slang

 

I seriously don't understand most of what you say......
You seem to be on top form though.

 

He meant jab, it's late

 

Mate, it is day 4 so Shaks is out to play, you are celebrating, she is snoring and I am enjoying a twelve year old malt ( you feckin dare edit that) - what's not to like??

 

I got a 7 day ban a few years ago for a post on General Chat - If you ever read the ****e on there, you'll now that that takes some doing.
Have never looked at General chat since

 

Got something bad to tell you, I am as Yorkshire as Jock but suffer from Cockernese tongue

 

Where's that then? Back soon

 

In all seriousness A) yes you do and B) it feels weirdly like you have been told you no longer have the clap - something has changed (maybe that is what you should have done)

 

Can you not get cream for that..

 

Don't you think I am in enough trouble as it is?

 

I'm a piss head, how would I know...

 

I think I still have the photo's of you in a Millwall shirt somewhere

 

In all seriousness, because I can't be 4rsed to read the above, is it against the rules to put someone on ignore, still think they are a cockerel and not hide it too well?