Have to confess to having an obsession with fruit pastiles. The ones from the jar are the best but am more than happy to eat the tubes or whatever they come in and once started usually don't finish until they run out. Never suck them as can't resist eating them. Can finish a packet in a few minutes without thinking or trying.
I can handle food. I only have one cheat meal a week usually. My biggest vice is vodka, but manage to keep it down 1 one night a week usually. Vodka and coke is just orgasmic. I can feel myself verbal jizzing after a hard weeks work and I get to let lose with some smirnoff.
I like vodka and coke but too much and I spend half of the night traipsing back and forwards to the bog. Hardly orgasmic like.
"Nobody can eat fifty eggs...." (apart from Albert that is) Still one of the greatest quotes from Hollywood.
I used to be addicted to jelly tots and tootie fruities, cost me a fortune in dental work years after lol. Still partial to a wine gum.
Love jelly tots as well. Rowntrees are currently doing a plastic container which is a box of three bags consisting fruit pastiles, jelly tots and randoms. Quite big bags as well. Have had four containers since New Year. Need to look up Fruit Pastiles Annonymous but just going to finish the latest container that I opened yesterday first.
Just the other day, someone gave me popcorn coated with chocolate.....now that was orgasmic (well almost)
I love pizza. If there were such thing as a god, they would definitely eat pizza, and probably jizz pizza as well, all over their pepperoni pizza sluts and Texas meat concubines. If my lass had an apple, I swear you would see her ass get bigger in a matter of seconds, but I shovel pizza down my face endlessly and never gain a pound
This year I'm making every effort to change my ways - so I've decided to stop having a Bacon Sarnie every morning. Been tea-total for a while now as well. To make up, I'll just have to drink more Coke and Lucozade, and eat a few more Maltesers, Liquorice Allosorts, Midget Gems, Opal Fruits and Twirls/Mars Bars. Of course Sausage Rolls aren't to be overlooked. Also considering having a touch of Fruit one day.
Do you buy normal wine gums or the red and black only? I dont ont get why anyone would buy the normal ones with green yellow and orange when you could just have then2 best flavours!
Don't worry mate, people from Liverpool generally struggle to comprehend why people 'buy' things. I always find the shovel method works best, handful of wine gums all at once, then guaranteed a few seconds later you'll laugh at something and get the worlds worst face ache, you just want your life to end as quickly as possible.
I don't buy them, l just pinch all the best ones from other people's , agree though that the red and black are the best. Does anyone remember sports gums, not the ones you can still buy today. I mean the old fashioned ones l remember as a kid. They were as hard as rocks and the black ones tasted of liquorice, loved em! Also loved spearmint Pacers and Bar Six.
Rum and Coke. It's basically unbeatable. Get a good Jamaican rum, lemon, Coke - you're in heaven. Completely ****s u up aswell. Pirates were basically all geniuses
