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The Skull and Crossbones Pub & Official Banter Thread

Discussion in 'Bristol Rovers' started by gas, Jul 2, 2014.

  1. MassiveAttack

    MassiveAttack Well-Known Member

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    Miss piggy goes to the doctors; "Doctor why is it that every time I have my ladies week, I end up with a frog in my throat?"
     
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  2. Captain Jack Sparrow

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    <doh>
     
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    I will never forget my childhood summers, when we would climb inside old tyres and roll down the hills...
    They were goodyears.
     
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    Massive had they invented the wheel when you were young
     
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  5. Captain Jack Sparrow

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    Who is Darrel by the way?
     
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  6. MassiveAttack

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    What do call a condom full of pound coins?

    Johnny Cash
     
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  7. Bluebaldee

    Bluebaldee Total Git

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    Jesus wept.

    I just had a look at the City v Preston score on the Beeb and the Teds have not mustered a single shot, let alone one on target, in the whole of the first half. Preston have only had one on target in the 45th minute. What a bloody awful game - I'd be wanting my money back.

    How can you be fighting relegation yet not even have a single shot? That's completely ludicrous. There's something very wrong there. Obviously, I hardly wish them well, but at least ****ing well try to win a game for Christ's sake. One of my best mates has come back from Spain early and driven down from London for that **** - he'll be bloody livid!
     
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  8. Captain Jack Sparrow

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    They will score. Well done <grr>
     
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  9. Captain Jack Sparrow

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    Im watching sky sports and it just went to Citys game. Reporter said the game has been dire. No service to the forwards for both sides.
     
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  10. Captain Jack Sparrow

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    Oops. An own goal.

    Then City level it straight after.

    Jeff Steling said both goals have been the scabbiest goals ever <laugh>
     
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  11. Bluebaldee

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    Unbelievable. Preston don't even have to try. <laugh>

    Frankly it's incredible that the same squad who swept all before them just 8 months ago can be so ****. They clearly don't want to play for Cotterill.

    We're hardly world beaters but at least our lot will play for the shirt.
     
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  12. Captain Jack Sparrow

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    Preston hit the post.

    I think the players are playing for him but just not good enough because the gulf in quality from League 1 to the Championship is just too much.

    For that reason, we will never survive in the championship ourselves.
     
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    Nah, don't buy that. Preston are doing fine and they haven't changed much. City had Baker and Bennett plus Kodjia - all Championship standard in a team that walked League 1. They should be doing better.
     
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    City losing 2-1. Maybe you are right <ok>
     
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    Ex City player scored it too. So City could lose by conceding an own goal and allowing an ex player scoring past them!
     
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    I just received a text from a mate at the gate. Apparently City should have won and was unlucky.
     
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    My red brother in law says that after every match!
     
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  18. Captain Jack Sparrow

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    I see agent RR is keeping the pot nicely stirred on the other site! :cheesy:
     
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  20. Captain Jack Sparrow

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    Who is RR?
     
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