Charlie Sheen

Dead in a year.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...efcase-of-Charlie-puts-Sheen-in-hospital.html

 

What a shame, will be the death of a legend. He's right up there with Berlusconi in my book.

 

Do you think he's really happy though?

 

semi happy, pardon the pun

 

A hospital source told website TMZ said: "It's serious."

at first glance i thought that said

A hospital source told website TMZ said: "It's tremendous."

 

I'm sure deep down inside he's really a miserable.

Who do you think will last longer? Sheen or Mandela?

 

this guy is the ****in master! he's doin exactly what a wud do if a had the cash. who wants to grow old n decrepit? **** that. get the pornstars & coke out!

giv him richard keys' job

 

I thought he was dead already. Looked it the last time I saw him.

 

Have you ever been in love, Nev?

 

following ML

<tobin>

 

Hopefully Sheen lasts longer than Mandela, at least Sheen isn't a murdering bastard!

 

u hittin on me tina (again)

<pope>

 

No, I was just asking a question.

I'm not pope.

How would you like it if I accused you of being a woman?

 

I'm gay so its kinda hard to find the right kinda guy to settle down with in Lenzie

 

Edge would be devastated if Nev was a woman!

 

It's the closest he's been to a woman in years

<VIRGINITYGREWBACK>

 

Fuxake monaco, Nevilles a ****in ******ed ****, if it wasn't for his dad, he's be a crackhead selling big issues and his arse for coppers.

Though I would pay him if he let me bum him. <barrymore>

 

I'm ******ed? oh dear

 

How much for a shot of yer dunger?

 

ur confused cos ur wife is the only burd uv ever shagged. up the duff at 18