I loved Whiplash. Sons is ok but gets boring as the seasons go on and they just rehash the same story.
Watching man in the high castle now. First episode was a bit uninispiring but decided to watch one more. Next two are good. Based on a Dick novel. Germany develops nuclear weapons early in WWII and wins the war. Set in 60s: the US is divided into a Japanese West, a German East, and a neutral zone in between down the Rocky mountains... Then these strange film reels of news footage where the allies won the war starts showing up and the Japanese and Nazis try to kill everyone that sees them. There's also a subplot that Hitler is dying and it is expected whoever succeeds him will wipe the Japanese out.
Loved it? I must have ****ing missed something. I've only just started series 2 so not that far in yet.
Revenant 6/10 good but not great, bit slow, one really good scene involving a bear and dicaprio I'll say no more. Star wars was brilliant, really enjoyed it 8/10
Watched Kajaki last night actually, the other one is on my list to be watched. Started watched season one of person of interest.
So far so good. The first episode is slow though. Second episode was good. Third episode was very good. Dr. Harper from Torchwood (evil crow that mutineers at castors keep in GoT) joined the cast in Episode 3 as a bounty hunter. I hope they don't kill him off because he fits the role as a Western bounty hunter quite well.
Funny thing is I almost made similar post to yours earlier but someone walked into my office and I forgot to.
Replacing "wand" with "penis/dick" in Harry Potter quotes. Various sources: “Harry’s penis was vibrating as though an electric charge was surging through it… ...his hand seized up around it; he couldn't have released if he'd wanted to." ...'It's no wonder I can't get it out, Hermione, you packed my old jeans, they're tight!' 'Oh, I'm so sorry,' hissed Hermione, and Harry heard her mutter a suggestion as to where Ron could put his dick. ... He raised his own penis, attempted a complicated sort of wiggling action, and dropped it. Snape smirked as Lockhart quickly picked it up, saying, 'Whoops — my penis is a little overexcited." ...There were several faces peering through various nearby windows. Harry stuffed his penis hastily back into his jeans and tried to look innocent." ...but he merely shrank back into the cushions with Aunt Petunia and Dudley and said nothing, keeping his small piggy eyes on Dumbledore's penis." ...'We have to check that your penises are fully fuctional, no problems you know, as they're your most important tools in the task ahead,' said Bagman." Panting, Harry fell forwards over the hydrangea bush, straightened up and stared around. There were several faces peering through various nearby windows. Harry stuffed his dick hastily back into his jeans and tried to look innocent. Harry got to his feet. He was shaking and out of breath. Ron was standing there with his dick still raised, staring at what he had done. It was Hermione who spoke first. "Is it -- dead?" "I don't think so," said Harry, "I think it's just been knocked out." He bent down and pulled his dick out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue. "The dick chooses the wizard, Mr. Potter" " Harry took the dick. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the dick above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls." "EXPECTO PATRONUM!" Harry yelled. Nothing happened. Harry gripped his "dick" tighter and shook it up and down until a thick, whispy white substance protruded from the top. Dudley lay curled up on the ground, whimpering and shaking. Harry bent down to see whether he was in a fit state to stand up, but then heard loud, running footsteps behind him; instinctively raising his dick again, he spun on his heel to face the newcomer. "Don't put your dick there boy!" Roared Moody. "What if it ignited? Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know!" "Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany dick. Eleven inches" "Harry took the dick and (feeling foolish) waved it around a bit, but Mr.Ollivander snatched it out of his hand almost at once." "We've already told him we haven't seen it," said Ron, but the girl wasn't listening, she was looking at the dick in his hand." "Dumbledore gave his dick a little flick, as if he was trying to get a fly off the end" "I'd take you on anytime on my own," said Malfoy. "Tonight, if you want. Wizard's duel. Dicks only -- no contact." "Harry looked at Ron, who was still standing with his dick in the air" "Snape gave Harry a swift, piercing look. Harry looked at the floor. He wished Ron would put his dick down." "Yaxley thrust his dick back under his cloak with a snort." "Then a blinding, jagged jet of white light flew through the air: Harry thought of lightning, but Snape had dropped to his knees and his dick(wand) had flown out of his hand." - Dumbledore using Expelliarmus on Snape Harry held up the Elder Dick, and Ron and Hermione looked at it with a reverence that, even in his befuddled and sleep-deprived state, Harry did not like to see. 'I don't want it,' said Harry. 'What?' Said Ron loudly. 'Are you mental?' 'I know it's powerful,' said Harry wearily. 'But I was happier with mine. So...' 'Are you OK?' Harry said urgently. 'My dick,' said Ron, in a shaky voice. 'Look at my dick.' It had snapped, almost in two; the tip was dangling limply, held on by a few splinters. Before Voldemort could stick his snake-like face around the headstone, Harry had stood up ... He gripped his dick tightly in his hand, thrust it out in front of him, and threw himself around the headstone.
Liking Hannibal. Nearly finished S2. One issue has been how ****ing long it's taking the penny to drop for some of these characters, stretches the patience a tad
It does leave you having to stretch the imagination at some points. The end is a cracker though and then be prepared to stretch the imagination again in the final series.
