oops its not going well lads

I think we have another one Indy...

 

You keep telling yourself that kidda..

 

Most stalkers eventually progress to something a little more sinister though. So maybe he'll finally pluck up the courage to ask either Smug or one of us on a date. I fear for whoever rejects him though #markdavidchapman

 

Me and Smug are marra's, so I have to watch out for him regarding people like your good self and others on here..It is quite scary how much attention you give him..

 

If you are marrows then get yourself down the village hall and show yourself off dude rather than come over here talking about the apple of your eye so much.

 

And then there were three...

 

There once was a poster called RAW
Who was an interminable bore
He came out with a corker
That he wasn't a stalker
Yet he always comes running back for more

 

And here we have Dorty Mag
Who professes that he isn't a ***
Then along came Smugger
Who he longed to bugger
And now Dorty Mag is his lag..

 

^^^ cheeky twat

 

I thought Whitey had a picture of Humble in his heart shaped locket?

#whiteyputtingitabout

 

Rick you fat twat, you said an old lady was to old for a hip replacement and it should go to somebody more worthy.

Eat salad, you fat bastard

Oink oink



^^^^^
That's the fat police

 

Me and Humble Pie
Look each other in the eye
I'm sure his love for me is real
Although he often gives me beal.

 

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