Board Meltdowns

They'll eat you alive.

PM's offering straighteners within a day.

Godspeed my friend.

 

Pie sandwiches??

 

I **** you not!

 

I'm just trying to conjure up the image in my head. Nah, I don't think I even want to go there!...

 

Wtf does that mean

 

In my day a straightener was an invitation to fight!...

 

No, it's not like that, mate! When you speak to them in their own language, they love you. They can see that I'm making a real effort, and I suspect that they respect that. I hope to learn more of their customs and ways, with each visit. One day, I might even try their food.

 

Yep, that's exactly what it means.

 

Don't say I didn't warn you..........

 

He already eats humble pie and has a brown tongue ...

 

When has HIAG ever been humble?

 

Exactly, mate!

Humility isn't a game I play very well.

 

True that

Denial pie maybe ?

 

When you've done what I've done in my life, and have a massive cock like mine, acting humble makes it look like I'm taking the piss.

 

.. I think him changing his board name to 'Olive' is one of his better ideas ..they'll go a bit easier on a 'lass' ...

 

Being the world chumpion on an internet forum and being called a massive cock is nothing to be proud of mate.

 

Will you stop warning him. A few of us want to see what happens here

 

Not yet, I'm preparing a "Welcome Back" banner with some fireworks and a brass band for his return.

 

Shall we have sweep on the date of his tumultuous return?

 

Sounds like an idea for a thread - go set it up and we can all vote, smugs can then choose what date to return and win the sweepstake!
And as he isn't used to winning anything ever it might stop him such a miserable **** (allegedly)