The Great "Invent A Head-line For Klopp" Thread!

So, no, you simply cannot ride with the banter. Shame.

 

I'm riding with the banter at laughing at your Klopp **** up headline

 

But, it's not that funny, mate.

My masturbating monkey skit was far, far funnier. Admittedly, not for you.

 

It was funny that you ****ed up twice on the same theme.
Getting your Klopp headline muddled and asking for a New Year day amnesty on the Arsenal board on 2nd Jan

 

Could you not offer a retrospective deal? I know you want to...

 

I told you before HIAG, I would have gladly had you back on the Arsenal board when you were crying about me rinsing you on the Spurs board, But our members said that you were an annoying and unfunny prick, so I had to go with the majority. Sorry

 

But after your kin saw my "masturbating monkey" routine, they would know that I'm a changed, man. I truly am a wum master, now. Put it to the vote. They'll have me back in an instant, mate.

 

HIAG you've been dining out on your monkey cum for far too long, whilst making a litany of wum **** ups, editgate scandals and claims that you cannot back up. You are to Wum master, what chalk is to cheese. Sorry mate.

 

Still, I think the Gunner lads will welcome me back. I'm a changed man. You should put it to the vote.

 

You can always visit the Arsenal board in that parallel dimension of yours, in it, you can be 'wum-master' until your heart is content

 

Put it to a vote, PIX. We might both be surprised.

 

You would have to demonstrate some ability to hold a conversation about football without making a tit of yourself before we'd even consider that HAIG.

 

Well, I have plenty of those. You just have to look for them.

 

In this dimension I mean HIAG.

 

You're afraid to put it to a vote, aren't you, PIXIE?

I can understand that, because you have most to lose, if (inevitably) I am voted back on to your board.

Well, so you would think. But have a look at how I have been on the Chelsea board since the Chelsea lads voted me back - respectful.

You're running away from something that you no longer need to fear, mate.

 

You don't need to come back on the Arsenal board mate, everybody knows where to find you on the premier league board.
We can enjoy your wum **** ups on there, without it affecting the Arsenal board

 

I understand your fear, PIX. There's no need to explain.

 

Cmon Piskie, show him the olive-branck of peace?

 

Thank you, Leek.

 

I'm trying to do you a favour HIAG.

You can talk **** all you like on this board. You'd only end up getting banned again on the Arsenal board.