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Mouser Watch #2

Discussion in 'Tottenham Hotspur' started by Hoddle is a god, May 26, 2012.

  1. Billy The Spur

    Billy The Spur Well-Known Member

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    The Mousers have a large following with hoards of fans that jumped on the 70`s and 80`s bandwagon, which means lots of subscribers, hence BT and SKY like to keep the deluded masses happy.
     
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  2. On the plus side, every time 'Pool get hammered, their embarrassment becomes a public one.
     
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  3. deedub93

    deedub93 Well-Known Member

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    Out played and out fought by a bottle of bubble bath, i guess that they can right-off 2016. 2017 will be their year!

    And as an aside, did that Klopp chap used to play the german tourist in Harry Enfield and friends?
     
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  4. <laugh>
    "I apologise for ze var!"

    ...and, then, in the next breath:

    "Zis 'Pool team shall be ze best in ze vorld! Ve shall conquer ze Prem and ve vill vin ze CL, und ve shall be supreme!"
     
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  5. deedub93

    deedub93 Well-Known Member

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    Good to see Payet taking his earings off before coming on.

    Brief lip read:

    "Don't want the theiving scousers nicking them"
     
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  6. No Kane No Gain

    No Kane No Gain Well-Known Member

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    It's compulsive viewing with Liverpool. They've got the matches against their rivals Everton and United, plus loads of midtable 6 pointers.
     
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  7. The RDBD

    The RDBD Well-Known Member

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    I have decided that 2016 will be the year of unbiased Mouser watch,
    courtesy of the paragon of truth that is the legend Jimmy Liddel ...

     
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  8. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Can you imagine the **** we'd have got if we'd have paid £29m for someone that's performed the way that Firmino has?
    He might turn out to be a good signing, but he's been awful so far.
     
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  9. SpursDisciple

    SpursDisciple Booking: Mod abuse - overturned on appeal Forum Moderator

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    Or if say Soldado came back with West Ham and scored the winner against us.
     
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  10. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Hardly awful, most assists for us so far this season.
     
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  11. Citizen Kane

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    Firmino, for me, has been the best value for money - pound for pound signing anyone made last summer. He has single-handedly transformed Liverpool into a lethal attacking threat. So yes, I am in complete agreement with SuckMyKlopp on this one. Makes Alli look like a complete waste of money, by comparison.
     
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  12. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Lol I wouldn't go that far, neither would I go as far as saying he's been awful, has he lived up to the 29m fee, not yet, will he ever? Who knows.
    Lamela looked utter garbage at first, but looks OK now how much was he again?
     
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  13. "Thanks for that Brian"

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    "Klopp needs to cull this squad of all the usual suspects, Skrtel Lovren toure Enrique Allen lala Milner to name just some (only 1 of who started today, so a few more culprits required methinks).

    The players we bought with the suarez money have set us back 2/3 years.

    Fact is we lack players good enough to get close to top four...

    This result has really put that into perspective.

    I'd rather we not go mad in Jan, & I don't think klopp will, but feck me this is just not good enough. #depressed "

    The author? You all know him as our favourite Mouser 'comedian' and the Liverpool version of 'Holt Legends'. Sucky you're a joy!
     
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  14. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Thanks for the fame always wanted fans lol
    still I don't see where your jibe lies though my friend, I meant every word.
    Your humour needs work chap ;) there's usually a punchline involved
     
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  15. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Here's some comedy....
    Erik lamela
    Apps 59
    Goals 5
    Assists 7

    Here's a punchline.....
    £25m + 4.8m add ons

    Hmmm :D
     
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  16. "Thanks for that Brian"

    "Thanks for that Brian" Well-Known Member

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    The fact you can't see it IS the funny thing mate. You grace us with your view of how **** we are and how world beating your club, players and manager are and we all know that Watford, West Ham, Palace, etc are going to hand your arses to you in a bag. I told you we're in a different class to you these days. You'll finish below the third tier of London football because that's how bad you are.West Ham owned you yesterday as did Watford. Admit it and stop being a silly boy
     
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  17. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Me on here and me on my board are total different people, I'm sexualy strange like that, biting does it for me what can I say ;)


    Maybe you can clear up this lamela thing for me? Is he a good buy or a waste of money after 3 years?
    Compared to firminho and 3 months?
     
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  18. "Thanks for that Brian"

    "Thanks for that Brian" Well-Known Member

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    Sad. Just very sad.
     
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  19. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Lamela good or nah?
     
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  20. "Thanks for that Brian"

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    2 years in and now he's one of the best in the team. Pochettino's really got to him and we're poorer without him when he doesn't play. Works like a dog, is strong and keeps improving going forward. Just like Dembele and Walker and Vertonghen, they've got it together and worked to improve. Pochettino demands commitment to improvement or you're gone. In his view if you can't or won't improve then you'll only deteriorate.
     
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