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The Great "Invent A Head-line For Klopp" Thread!

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, Oct 23, 2015.

  1. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Sh!t Fritz Klopp Lidl Anfield Shower

    :)
     
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  2. Milk not bear jizz

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    Wow? How did you predict the press would say something negative?

    They...like... Never do that. I've only ever seen them say polite things in the past. Here you were though predicting they would say something bad and then they did.

    You're like nostradamus or something.
     
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  3. FosseFilberto

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    ... NostrilAnus more like :)
     
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    Mr Kloop the 2016 flop*







    *along with LvG
     
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  5. theevilreddevil

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    How are Liverpool getting on
     
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  6. gooner4ever

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    Klapped out

    England beat Germany
     
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  7. PleaseNotPoll

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    Klopp Flops Serve Slop Before January Kop Shop?
     
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    Jurg getting sacked in the Mour-in.
     
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    Jurgen's hammer blow
     
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  10. Klopp gets Hammered on New Year's Day!
     
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    Stop



    Hammer time!
     
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  12. FosseFilberto

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    Klop's Bubbles Popped
     
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  13. Stan

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    "They're ****!" - Klopp Admits His Players Are ****
    • "I didn't realise they were this **** when I agreed to fill in for the rest of the season"
    • "I can't believe anyone paid £32million for Benteke, he's ****"
    • "I've taken ****s that are more threatening than Firminho"
    Read the full story here - www.theytoldmeliverpoolwasnearlondon.co.uk
     
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  14. Treble

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    Kloppy New Year!

    :biggrin:
     
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    The Klopp bounce has become the Klopp splat

    Bless 'em, they were dreaming of the title 6 weeks ago, now they've been smashed in the grid with a massive dose of reality again.
     
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  16. Stan

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    Klopp has the luxury of the Dippers blaming the players, the same players they were ****ing over not too long ago.

    As I said on the United board, this Liverpool team being as close to United as they are in the league is the biggest indictment on LVG. Their squad is packed with ****. Their one above average player is Can. The guy the Dippers get particularly moist about is Coutinho but he is a one trick pony. 5 or 6 times a season he cuts inside on his right foot and curls one in, apart from that he minces about doing the sum total of **** all, but those 5 or 6 goals are enough to convince the Dippers that he's the third best player in da world (after Suarez and Gerrard).
     
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  17. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    They played on 2nd Jan HIAG <laugh>

    Don't tell me, you made yourself look like a Tit on purpose to wind everybody up ? <whistle>
     
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  18. No, that one was a genuine mistake, and a fairly innocuous one, it has to be said.

    Can you not just ride with the banter, mate?
     
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  19. PINKIE

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    It wasn't when it ****ed up your whole headline <laugh>
     
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