2015-16 Season Progress (perfect for the Astro disciples)

Shed? Think you'll find him in the attic...no wifi, lights out, in the dark and crying under a blanket. Turns up 3 days later when the vallium has kicked in, having been on 'a trip' to Hawaii

 

It's still nice for him to know as usual you'll be here waiting for him though. ...

 

Valium only takes about 10-15 minutes to kick in

 

There's a lot of blubber to get through with astro

 

Astro cant cry, he never could, he doesn't even know what crying is
#manofsteel

 

Not if you crush and snort it

 

Of course. It's like Labour journos waiting for Cameron to get back from holidays

 

It's terrible to snort tbh. Best way is to crunch it up in your mouth followed by a nice hot cup of tea

 

or straight into a glass of bourbon

 

Be careful though as it can get stuck to the glass or in the bottom, so you may miss some

 

Knock it back right away of course

 

Now that would be a graph glad to see some of his fellow fans have noticed too lol....

 

As will you...

 

Rarely....

I've just been fishing on here. You'll note how skillfully shortly

 

Wherever he is making a plank of himself you are there with you're Astro shield lol

 

You'll see....

 

Your right, lukaku is perfect in every way. I'll expect his move to Real or Barca to be confirmed today

 

Don't worry love we all make mistakes

Yours was in thinking that Kane has any pace and that Lukaku doesn't regularly skin full backs

 

Lukaku is a big fish in a small pond type. He's doing very well at Everton I think fair play to him. I think he needs to be the man, he want the man at Chelsea. He was when out on loan from Chelsea. Mind you he didnt get much of a chance at Chelsea

I am not taking anything away from him, I think he performs better when he is the main man.

Torres at Chelsea too, was better at every other club, even at Atletico now he is better, cos he is "the man"

 

I never Kane had pace