2015-16 Season Progress (perfect for the Astro disciples)

But his goals have won us twice as many points

 

So he should be on chart no?

With a points won stat per player. .. rooney =0... after that you decide

 

What utter bollocks.

Lukaku is the leading scorer in the division and is form his infinitely better than Bentekes

It's not Roms fault that we currently can't defend for ****e.

#kopitelogic

 

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No one said it's his fault his goals are meaningless*, but the fact remains that they are


Well I do a bit when he #bottles it when it matters like against Newcastle

 

Yawn.

 

The fact remains that he's bagged 15 leagues goals in 19 games this season, plus 3 cup goals to boot.

Not bad for a #totalwasteofmoney eh son?

 

32m for Benteke is a joke considering his manager had to have a word with him apparently "He needs to run more" lol.....pathetic that

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/35187621

 

He's certainly (probably) made history

The team with the highest scorer is usually top or thereabout, Lukaku/Everton can't even get top half

 

But who is right? Klopp for telling Astro's favourite striker that he's a lazy dimwitted baffoon... or Astro for saying that Klopp is overrated and doesnt know what he's doing??

Certainly a dilemma for our fairweather flip flopping resident poster

 

Is it May already?

Thought not.....

 

He's got a drug run lined up for about 2.30 tomorrow afternoon, just in case klopps flops get a tanking at the Spammers

 

So the goals he's already scored are going to change results between now and May? That would be impressive.

 

Crap puns are for Mancs and people in #meltdown, I expected better

I see you've subscribed to my Google calendar and are aware I'm travelling tomorrow

 

How convenient......

I take it it'll be cancelled or delayed if you win and United get beaten?

Just like last time........

 

Nope this is travelling, not going out

It would take some severe weather events to change my plans, and fortunately the climate is completely stable and the effects of the industrial revolution will take 800 years to kick in

 

Make sure you don't swallow too many of those Charlie filled johnnies lad, they've been known to burst like...

 

Are we discussing LuCackU's meaningless goals again?

 

You mean train instead of bus. #travelling

 

You're worse for even responding

The only thing consistent about Astro is he will always go missing when his predictions fail