From killer passes that land in the back row of the stand to the worst bit of fishing the scum board has ever seen ( it ended with the offer to publish the now infamous fabled Mensa certificate) it has to be said that whitejock went beyond the normal standards to land the prized soppy bollocks trophy. In fact I have no words that could do his achievements justice so instead of a long drawn out presentation speech I am just going to say. Step forward Neil here is your trophy..... Remember Neil if your reply runs to more than 50 words.
Jealousy will get you nowhere Paul so you'll have to wait another month to try too get your hands on it. In the meantime sweaty has a month to decide what he wants to do with the famous trophy.
