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So what's Ayoze's surprise?

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Dec 30, 2015.

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Albert's Chip Shop, Dec 30, 2015
  2. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    Signing a New Contract??
    Hopefully...
     
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    Heed, Dec 30, 2015
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  3. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    I'll take that <ok>
     
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    Hung Drawn and Quartered, Dec 30, 2015
  4. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    He's persuaded a few of his mates to join?
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Dec 30, 2015
  5. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    We're signing his brother from Blyth Spartans
     
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  6. Albert's Chip Shop

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    He's got some lush yellow chinos from Santa?
     
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  7. Blacker-than-Knight

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    The new away strip
    please log in to view this image
     
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    Blacker-than-Knight, Dec 30, 2015
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  8. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Well that's Albert off to the club shop tomorrow to spend his Christmas money!!
     
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    Joelinton's Right Foot, Dec 30, 2015
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  9. Lord Jonjomort

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    If someone from the club wrote something without the aid of Keith Bishops PR it would be nothing short of a miracle, never mind a surprise.
     
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    Lord Jonjomort, Dec 30, 2015
  10. JakartaToon

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    Apparently he's having a sex change and joining Arsenal ladies. Rest of team were thinking about it as well but were told they probably wouldn't make the squad.
     
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    JakartaToon, Dec 31, 2015
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  11. Captainchaos.

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    Hhhmmmmm I'll spread my cheeks and wait
     
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    Captainchaos., Dec 31, 2015
  12. Sammy's Silky Skills

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    He will pull off his face mask to reveal he is actually John Carver.
     
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  13. Captainchaos.

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    I'm predicting fatherhood
     
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  14. Captainchaos.

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    To be fair at least it would be funny
     
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  15. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Is the surprise he is going to be of use in the next game? Bring back siem - the results don't lie. Perez is an impact sub at present.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Dec 31, 2015
  16. Geordie lass in the Fen

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    He is getting married to some lass called Shola.
     
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  17. It's_all_Greek_to_me

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    He's persuaded an arab/ US consortium to buy the club.
     
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    It's_all_Greek_to_me, Dec 31, 2015
  18. Blacker-than-Knight

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    Could you imagine the silence as they ran out and then............
     
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    Blacker-than-Knight, Dec 31, 2015
  19. Captainchaos.

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    Silence? It would be one giant blow job noise
     
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  20. Mick O'Toon

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    He might score a goal,heaven forbid
     
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