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Match Day Thread Stoke City v Manchester United

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by Chief, Dec 24, 2015.

  1. Whitejock

    Whitejock Well-Known Member

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    On a serious note, I wish to challenge that.

    What level of debt do you currently have? Hit the $1.5bn mark yet? More?

    Fair play rules not count for you guys?

    I'll say no more as I'm not really qualified to do so, but you might get a right old fright if you look into it!

    ..... and don't assume that the current fair play rules won't get tightened! Anything can happen with the authorities these days. A decade ago, who'd have thought there would be such a thing as fair play rules?
     
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  2. Chippy / Glory

    Chippy / Glory Senior Member

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    To be fair even you lot could own this lot.
     
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  3. Chippy / Glory

    Chippy / Glory Senior Member

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    Oh Christ the densa division of Mensa are embarrassing themselves by willy waving.... Ffs jock, they take anyone who coughs up the subscription.....
     
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  4. Whitejock

    Whitejock Well-Known Member

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    Prove it, willy waver! :D
     
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  5. Star of David Bardsley

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    The Chelsea hardcore posters are both feared and revered in these parts for being hard as nails and exceedingly witty in equal measure. Get two or more on the same thread and there's enough windmilling to power the whole of West London.
     
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  6. King Shergar

    King Shergar Well-Known Member

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    Yeah we're in abit of debt, but who isn't? And it's knowhere near a billion, it's less than half that. The debt only becomes an issue if we don't have the revenue to repay it, and we are still the best supported club in world football, so our revenue will always be massive. So there is little risk of us going bankrupt.

    We aren't a wee club in Yorkshire:biggrin:
     
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  7. Blueman

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    Whereas the one QPR poster barely raises a fart worthy of the name. <ok>
     
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  8. Star of David Bardsley

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    Do you remember that time you said you'd put me on ignore?
     
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  9. Whitejock

    Whitejock Well-Known Member

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    Your last reported debt in September was £411m (~$600m), so yes, I was wrong. I don't keep up with your debt, but it's still a hell of a lot. I noticed in the same report that you reckoned on having record revenue this year. That was before LVG's antics seriously denting the possibilities of this. Sadly for you, your operating costs are not going to go down in line with your revenue drop. Then there's the fact that your squad is horribly imbalanced & deficient, requiring horrendous expenditure to maintain the status quo.
    The thing is, if the same happens to you as happened to us & many other clubs, you will be helpless to do anything about it. Sad, but true. There are many testaments out there, and not one will disagree. Better start crossing fingers, toes, arms, legs, eyes etc. :D
     
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  10. Stan

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    So you were only about $900million out. Immensa!
     
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  11. Blueman

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    Yeah.
     
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  12. Whitejock

    Whitejock Well-Known Member

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    I'm as up to date with your numbers as you are with ours. Now I've established what your numbers are, you can keep them!

    And try not to do the 'stupid boy' thing of confusing knowledge or opinion with intelligence.
     
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  13. Stan

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    I haven't had the privilege of seeing your Mensa badge (and to be honest offering to show it to people is one of the funniest things I've ever read on a football forum).

    What I did see was a swaggering old fool bragging about how intelligent he is and then making a spectacularly incorrect statement. Well done with that fella, the lads down at Mensa House will be shaking you firmly by the cock for that one.

    With regards to the finances of the club you support, you're right, I don't know much about them, mainly because I don't know who you are or who you support. Given this is the first time I've seen you on the United board I assume you support a club that you consider a rival to United's but that has given you no reason to waddle over here until this slump of ours.

    We have been infested with Lids fans recently. Are you one of them? It would explain a lot.
     
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  14. Whitejock

    Whitejock Well-Known Member

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    OK, Einstein, I've printed my statement below. Astound me and tell me what I got astoundingly wrong. As you can see, I asked 3 questions. I did not make a statement of fact. Are you aware of the difference? Your response sends a clear message that you are not able to make the distinction. Ask mummy what I mean.

    What level of debt do you currently have? Hit the $1.5bn mark yet? More?

    With regards to the MENSA 'brag', perhaps you should re-read the exchange. Or perhaps best drop your 'wet fish' assault - you're embarrassing yourself enough already. Guess it fits in with your club's current performance.
     
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  15. Diego

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    I could understand Liverpool, Spurs, Everton, Palace and even Watford fans being on here tonight, they all have something to gain if we lose and make a top 4 spot open for takers.
    I fail to see what gain the lice who are currently infecting the board could possibly hope to make from us, even if we lost the next 20 games. I can only assume the teams involved in games that could affect them are doing quite well.

    Still, very bizarre behaviour :huh:
     
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  16. Stan

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    You remind me of an old Dipper. Do you type with one hand and wag a finger on the other hand? You're clearly very intelligent, which must be great as even when you're wrong you have a badge to prove you're right. Plus United lost today so Lids win!

    Out of respect I just had a look to see who Lids are playing tomorrow. Had your pack of cheats not chased Cloughie out of Elland Road it could have been Lids with a couple of European Cups. Oh well.
     
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  17. Stan

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    They've been waiting 15 years for this, ever since Ridsdale earned his inevitable knighthood and Alan Smith shat on his own club! 15 years!
     
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  18. Whitejock

    Whitejock Well-Known Member

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    Odd way to phrase an apology.
     
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  19. Stan

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    So you are Lids?

    In that case I do know a bit about your finances. I don't have a Mensa badge but I doubt I will be $900m out.

    I believe that every FD has delivered the same statement at every board meeting since Peter Ridsdale changed the club motto to "Trust Me, I Know What I'm Doing" (and the club crest to a group of Lids fans clapping inanely).

    FD: "We're ****ed".
     
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  20. Diego

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    Just had a quick look down the tables to see where they are, quite impressed to find them in the bottom half of the Championship. I thought they were still League 1.
     
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