Taken from a mouser board thread discussing Klopp's transformation of a poor side into title winners (2016): "Unfortunately I see that game (Leicester on Boxing Day) as a loss already. Very little optimism. We could start 2016 in bottom half of the table. "3 to 1.... ffs what lunatic bookie is offering that. Get yer house on Leicester lads." It's like when your kids work out about Santa. Their world isn't magic any more.
Well fair play to the Mousers. Unbeaten in the league, in fourth place and 22 points ahead of local rivals Everton. Lawro also has them down for an easy 2-0 win against 17th place Leicester. After their win against them it's a pretty easy road to the title. Mousers!!
I like to think that this thread, and our unswerving dedication to the cause has played a part in bringing the Mousers back into the real world.
I've never seen a worse Norwich side in my life, made u look like top 4 materiel, kanes a flat track bully so best off selling him for the 59m utd will pay, so they can replace one **** to ngerland striker with another overblown England striker lol
27 goals this year suggests he bullies everybody!... Anyway, Wum away while you've got the chance. As you don't win very often, we don't see too much of you nowadays!
Harry Kane: The flat-track bully that's scored against Chelsea, Arsenal, City, Liverpool, Everton and current table-toppers Leicester. Makes perfect sense!
Poor old Sucky! 'Pool get a lucky, close win against Leicester, so of course he desperatel wants to wum the mighty Spurs (whose shadow 'Pool have been in since Benitez was sacked in disgrace), but he can't, because we thumped a rejuvenated Norwich 3-0! Doesn't stop the clown from trying, though! Still, this is the season of good cheer, so I am prepared to give him the benefit of the doubt.
"Think we need to rename this the "SuckMyKlopp Meltdown thread" You need to face facts here. No matter how diligently HIAG changes this article to conform with current EU mesh size regulations etc, Suck(er fish)MyKlopp is still going to get itself caught in the net.
Liverpool's Christian Benteke to 'run more' after Klopp talk Liverpool striker Christian Benteke is ready to "run more" after having a "man conversation" with boss Jurgen Klopp. (BBC Football website) I bet I can guess how that "conversation" went... [Scene: LFC dressing room. The squad is huddled around Klopp, who is pointing to a tactics board] Klopp: "Zo! As I voz zaying, ven ze ozzer side move up, ve must attack! Iz zat verstanden, ya?" Squad: "Seig Heil, Meine Herr!" Benteke: "Fuhrer? What is that little dot at the front of our attack? It's just that, I've seen you move all the other players around, but that little dot always seems to stay where it is!" Klopp: " Yah, I voz hoping zat you would notice it! Zat ist you! Und ze reason it alvays stchays still ist because you never move! Aber, Ich habe ein plan!" Benteke: "Will it get me scoring goals, Fuhrer?" Klopp: "Zat ist ze general idea, Dumkoft! Beneteke: "So, what is the plan?" Klopp: "Vell, vot I vant you to do ist to move your legs really fast, and move from here to here!" [Klopp draws an arrow on the tactics board, showing that he wants Benteke to "hunt" around the 18 yard box] Benteke: "You mean you want me to run, Fuhrer?" Klopp: "Mein Gott! Ze penny has dropped!" Beneteke: "When do you want me to run, Fuhrer?" Klopp: "All ze ****ing time, of course!" Benteke: "What!" Klopp: "Yes, zat ist correct! All ze ****ing time! I vant you to get your lazy fat arse into gear and do ze ****ing job zat zis club pays you to do!" [Cheers and applause from the rest of the squad. Skyrtle draws a chalk cock on the back of Benteke's shirt.]
Lawro has got 'Pool down for an easy win, away, to West Ham, but predicts that we'll get beaten by Everton! His prediction spents most of its space in slagging-off the Everton defence and in pointing out that Everton have not won at home for yonks, and yet he still sees Everton beating us! Naturally, he has Leicester drawing with Bournemouth. The man is a clown. His predictions have as much to do with wishful thinking as they do anything else.
Happy new year everyone. Liverpool on TV for the early match today. I think it's compulsory to show them live. Has any other club been shown more this season on live matches?
VH, You need to get CANAL + David Ginola is the Anchorman and nearly always they show the Spurs match. As long as you can put up with the french commentary then it's perfect. Clearly the french appreciate stylish football. So much so I can't recall Liverpool being on there all season.
