He looks after number 1 since he caught his balls in a rat trap. Plus he shagged that slut Mary of the 4th form, jammy twat.
Not a Christmas song as such, but one that always reminds me of Christmas For the older Sunderland lot among you, remember dancing to this at the Fusion New Year;s Eve daytime party
You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar... Dont. Dont you want me.........no **** off. Dont be sorry baby.. .****inh fusion.. i once got a reey scudding outsode the berhive. On this day xmas. Off ****ers from pennywell and grindon.. I was a reet kip the next day. Eyes. Gob. Ribs. Oh xmas dinner was fun.....****s.
Don't ask how, but in our production meeting at work last week, the Manufacturing Manager remembered getting chucked down the stairs in The Beehive. Happy days eh? We also talked about The Old 29, The Borough, Painted Wagon and The Upper Deck Who said British manufacturing's on it's arse?
I actually felt Christmassy for the first time today when I called into Sainsbury's for a few last minute things and the Salvation Army band was there playing Christmas songs..
I can totally associate with that. Peas in a pod me and you mate. Only I'm from the good side of the pod.