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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Dec 21, 2015.

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  1. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    The Super Mario one yes.

     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Dec 23, 2015
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    Not a chance, 1 decent guard dog would easily take down a man with a shovel. You can't really swing the shovel when the dog has hold of the arm your holding it in:biggrin:
     
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    Granted you need to time it right ,but a well aimed swipe to the skull as it approaches would do the trick .
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Dec 23, 2015
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    Alot easier said than done. I think you underestimate the speed of these dogs, not to mention how robust they are. There's no guarentee that 1 hit even square on the head would take them out :biggrin:
     
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  11. A.L.D.O 4.1

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    Ffs<doh>

    Look you Twat, you're the one who has been banging on about buying a KC registered dog. Now you are saying the Kennel club don't know what they are talking about.
    Yer arse has been resoundly skelped once again on here. Now **** off ya tedious ****.

    P.S.

    I bet your Doberman is intelligent enough to be able to spell Shepherd correctly.<laugh>
     
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  12. Patience

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    FFS SN, man up. Everyone knows that the Chinese are dog lovers. Look at the video below to watch Dong Lee lovingly caress his dog's head with shovel.

     
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    He won't crap on the carpet again. That laughing in the background is very creepy.
     
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    It's like bullfighting without the tight pink outfit and cape.
    What a barbaric people they are.
     
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    At the Chinese branch of the Dog's trust, we often put a healthy dog down.
     
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    Ciaran's next thread - "thanks for your opinions lads - I read them all and went and bought a cat instead"
     
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    Bruce Lee would take a Doberman no problem.

    My next door neighbours years ago used to have a Doberman, it's best trick was jumping over the metal back garden fence. One day it fell short and gave itself a near castration. Not a smart dog as I recall.
     
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    It's no wonder Shergar needs a personal protection dog. I read one of his posts and a terrible urge to stab him in the ear with a rusty screwdriver comes over me.:emoticon-0112-wonde
     
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  20. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Ftfy
     
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