Glow Factor 7 after that work of art I fear Smug might start hoying things around pretty soon now <best duck>
10/10. I prefer JPF's Colonel Sanders reference though. Smug is a clown of the highest order and I honestly thought he was 16 or something and not some old bloke when he had his latest meltdown and threaten to leave the forum. He cracks me up as he just doesn't see it.
He will be too busy delivering parcels in his white van. Remember it's Christmas, the busiest time for parcel couriers.
Dear Albert, Any chance you could send me one of your 'creepy pms', I do like the feel of shytting my knickers. Yours sincerely, Very very Dorty
The bloke is a creep mate. He sent a series of weird pm's with references to my family. I had to report him before he'd stop. He's now arranging to meet people, off here, and talking about arse lube and what he'll be wearing. You keep him ...... this board is like his personal grooming site Anyway, Happy Christmas to the decent lads on here
Sorry to dissapoint you dorts but it will be a blank PM. He is a fantasist I'm afraid and he's derailed yet another thread. He also unfortunately didn't report me as there was nothing to report cos he made it up. FAO Smug- i'll put a temporary reply ban on this to help you stay away and more importantly to let this thread get back on track. Take your beel to PM if you want to by all means though. But keep the messages under 25 unlike last time
So chaps, Getting back on track Bournemouth on the 5th March seems a popular choice if I'm reading this right. I'll put up a poll to see which one of Baggies of Bournemouth you'd prefer. Would be a good laugh. JPF can bring the lube... And I'll talk about what I'm gonna wear. X
Thats gotta be Obi on the left, Chippy the tranny next to him. JPF prancing in pink but who's the blonde?
Does Smug having friendly banter with your posters threaten you Albert? We're you jealous he was talking to Dorty? Just looks like you jumped on him as soon as you saw his post on the thread, next thing your banning him while he's getting on just fine with folk.
Eh!!?? I think somebody is going to be very embarrassed when he reads this back... The flimsiest ban, EVER.
It's a temp reply ban for derailing yet another thread. Comm. you are not far off the mark there. X 3 of them
I might bring Smug along with me, just to see the look on your faces when he walks through the door. It will be well worth getting caught up in the trouble that will surely follow