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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Dec 19, 2015.

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Which home game works best?

Poll closed Jan 22, 2016.
  1. Baggies

    80.0%
  2. Bournemouth

    40.0%
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  1. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    Having a daft beard that changes at whim, isn't creepy, sometimes I shave it all off and just leave a mad tash.

    Continuing to send weird pm's, when asked to stop, is creepy for anyone ........ as a Mod it's just not right.

    I change my hair and beard just for fun, if you find it funny then that's job done <ok>

    This is my 'celebration pint' for Jimmy Hill when I heard the news at Chelsea <laugh>

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  2. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Is it safe to come out and play yet? <not sure>
     
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  3. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    How much did that celebratory pint cost at Chelsea, Smug?
     
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  4. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    From memory, bearing in mind I'd been on the drink all day, bout £4.65 ........... in real terms, priceless <laugh>
     
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  5. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Some pubs in the toon charging £4.50 a pint, robbing tw*ts.
     
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  6. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Aye, I remember the Jimmy Hill incident, was it about 1980? From what I recall, Sunderland thought they'd been promoted but a late result which the Big Chin wangled meant another team went up....have I got that right?
     
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  7. Smug in Boots

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    In the same way I remember the Kevin Keegan incident when he accused Alex Ferguson of attacking him in a lay by with a baseball bat <laugh>
     
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    That's just not on ........ although I expect it's to keep out the riff raff like me and you <ok>
     
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  9. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    :cheesy:

    Got my dates wrong, the Jimmy Hill affair was 1977.

    I got mixed up with 1978-79, when, I believe you finished 4th, the last day being a nailbiter when you thought you were going up but didn't.....but I could be wrong again! <laugh>
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I'm sure you are a nice well-behaved chap like me, Smug? :grin:
     
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  11. Smug in Boots

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    Good as gold mate.

    I take an awful lot of provocation before I completely lose it and start hoying things around <ok>
     
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    Aye, I've been to three gigs at the Carling Academy this year - I don't think it's the £4.50 pints of Carling that are being hoyed around....its something else <disgusting>
     
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  13. Smug in Boots

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    My last gig was at Hexham Abbey for the Unthanks candlelit concert ......... a bloke was ejected for opening a Werther's Original too loudly <laugh>
     
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  14. Albert's Chip Shop

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    You still persisting with those lame fibs Smug?

    I called you out several times to prove it and you've been exposed badly old chap on a few levels.. <laugh>

    the hatred of ACS is still strong with you I see.... Just pop me on ignore and your stress levels will thank you... Trust uncle ACS on this one. :) :emoticon-0165-muscl

    Anyway... Thought you had left the forum again and were only gonna post relating to 'tickets'?

    <whistle>

    ...............
     
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  15. Smug in Boots

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    As I explained I didn't come on here for anything to do with you. I was taking to someone else.

    It was you who chose to respond to me and I do ignore you.

    So, as I've just said, I want nothing to do with you ........ you're a weird creep who trots out the same shyte every time.

    I don't have to explain, or prove, anything to you.

    You sent me a series of creepy pm's and only stopped when I reported you.

    Don't respond to me and I won't need to repeat myself ........ understood?
     
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  16. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Why respond to me then?
    Just block me fella. It will save you having to repeat and recycle your tall stories.
    Hope you have a good Christmas pal.
    Hope Santa is kind to you also.
     
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    Hhahaha. Obi you get. I can see your handywork!!! Bad, bad man.
     
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  18. Sammy's Silky Skills

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    I'll meet up. I attend most home games. I'll need to bring my girlfriend along though as I go to the match with her.
     
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    Has the exact game been decided yet?
    Also-has anyone thought about doing the meet up for an away game?
     
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  20. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    Feckin knew it


    I knew I'd seen this twat before
    together with the help of the police identikit
    I was able to piece together who he is

    Telly Savalas
    other known alias
    ( Kojak, Ernst Stavro Blofeld ,Smug )
     
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