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Zombie survival kit

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  1. DuD

    DuD Active Member

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    Completely random thread but it's something to do on a Friday night.

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    inb4 Tiote is no ones sidekick...
     
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    DuD, Jul 22, 2011
  2. TheLittleGeordie

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    <laugh> might try it later
     
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    TheLittleGeordie, Jul 22, 2011
  3. Leon Bessi

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    you could run through the most zombie infected city naked and come out unscratched with tiote as a sidekick,its a tad bit unfair on the zombies imo.
     
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    Leon Bessi, Jul 22, 2011
  4. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    Why do you have what looks like viagra in your inventory
     
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    Gutierrez's Right Boot, Jul 22, 2011
  5. The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco

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    How do you know that's Viagra? <whistle>
     
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    The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco, Jul 22, 2011
  6. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    Little blue pills. Also a thing called the news
     
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    Gutierrez's Right Boot, Jul 22, 2011
  7. DuD

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    *ehem*
    It's not how it looks!
     
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    DuD, Jul 22, 2011
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  9. overseasTOON

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    Viagra is a blue diamond shaped pill.











    I've been told.
     
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    overseasTOON, Jul 22, 2011
  10. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Not satisfying enough for the missus?
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Jul 22, 2011

  11. Sultan Of Swing

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    Haha like it mate! Don't have photoshop at the mo so I'll do some without the pics.

    Callsign: Grim Silico
    Battlecry: "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." - and yes I would use this everytime.
    Last Words: They think it's all over! *ack* yup... it is now.
    Location: On a hill in the middle of the countryside of France

    Accessory: Ray-Bans
    Headgear: Fez
    Upper Garment: White T-Shirt, Red Tie (Shaun of the Dead)
    Lower Garment: Black Trousers
    2nd Accessory: Me grandpa's Whistle
    Footwear: Black Vans


    Weapons: Dragunov
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    Secondary: High Power Pistol
    Melee: A Fender guitar


    Inventory:
    Flashlight, Ipod with headphones, Portable Guitar Amplifier, Pipe Bombs.

    Vehicle:
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    Stronghold: Somewhere high up, with only two entrances.

    Sidekicks: Simon Pegg and Samuel L Jackson

    Soundtrack: The White Strpes - Blue Orchid, Michael Jackson - Thriller, ELO - Mr. Blue Sky


    Thank you for giving me something to do while waiting for my show to start at half ten Dynamo. Rep.
     
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    Sultan Of Swing, Jul 22, 2011
  12. overseasTOON

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    After 12 years together and 1 small child I prefer night nurse.
     
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    overseasTOON, Jul 22, 2011
  13. Leon Bessi

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    No photoshop either
    Callsign Bessi
    Battlecry Check 'em
    Last Words Nooooo

    Head Gear
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    Clothes: Normal Hoodie,black track pants, gloves

    Location: small town with only 3 or 4 main roads in an out.

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    Mosin Nagant, bolt action rifle
    Secondary:
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    AK74u sub-machine gun.
    Melee: Base Ball Bat

    Inventory: Light Water bottle Bag walkie talkies Ipod with ear phones.

    Vehicle: 4x4

    Strong hold:
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    search zombie fort.

    Side Kicks: 'Soap' McTavish from call of duty and Bear Grylls.

    Sound track: DeadMau5: More Ghosts n stuff.
     
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    Leon Bessi, Jul 22, 2011
  14. TheLittleGeordie

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    I'm gona take a different route to everyone else. My side kick is Dereck Llambias and i'm taking absolutly no guns or other essential equipment to minimise the chances of survival.


    my only other request is my theme tune to be Die Die My Darlings by Metallica
     
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    TheLittleGeordie, Jul 22, 2011
  15. Sultan Of Swing

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    Bessi, liking the stronghold and the song mate!
    And wise decision Little Geordie ;) you should probably wear bright colours and go around attach cow bells to your ankles.
    Oh and don't forget to cover yourself in flesh too.


    I would like to add the fatman as my sidekick as the fat ones die first and are the longest to eat. As would anyone who has watched Zombieland would know x)
     
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    Sultan Of Swing, Jul 22, 2011
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  17. skalpel

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    Ooo classy.
     
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    skalpel, Jul 22, 2011
  18. DuD

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    To clear two things up:

    The tablets are water purifiers <laugh>

    I used paint (which is on nearly all computers) so no need for Photoshop.
     
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    DuD, Jul 22, 2011
  19. TheLittleGeordie

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    Neuschwanstein good choice, went there on holiday. On the top of a very large hill if i remember
     
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    TheLittleGeordie, Jul 22, 2011
  20. skalpel

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    Yep, wish them luck scrambling up there.
     
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    skalpel, Jul 22, 2011
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