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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by big vern, Aug 26, 2015.

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  1. Ernie Shackleton

    Ernie Shackleton Well-Known Member

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    Think about what you're signing up to.

    Puppies are for life not just for Christmas.
     
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    Ernie Shackleton, Dec 17, 2015
  2. big vern

    big vern Well-Known Member

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    Wise words Ernie. Best to stick to the short back and sides. The puppies could end up causing problems
     
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    big vern, Dec 17, 2015
  3. big vern

    big vern Well-Known Member

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    What a turbulent weekend that has been. The Tigers being tamed in a fixture one would expect to win.

    Anyway into town last night and met a middle aged lady who was keen. Anyway just dropped her off in East Hull with another notch on the bed end.

    Happy Christmas to all readers and contributors to the blog
     
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    big vern, Dec 20, 2015
  4. big vern

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    Any medical experts out there. I think I have penile warts starting.
    Small cauliflower like caluces developing. Bound to ruin my Christmas
     
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    big vern, Dec 22, 2015
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    Could be a case of brassica genitalis........Knob sprouts to you Sir.
     
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    BlackAndAmberGambler, Dec 22, 2015
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    Plunge it into boiling, salted water for two minutes, then rinse under a cold tap. Shake dry and wait three months.
    You're welcome.
     
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    Bengals Tiger, Dec 22, 2015

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    penile warts are usualy caused by anal sex arnt they
     
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    onlyme, Dec 23, 2015
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    onlyyou
     
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  9. originallambrettaman

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    They're normally caused by eating fruit laced cheese and pies.
     
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    Just back from the smoke. A very enjoyable few days away. A satisfactory performance from City and got my knob wet on New Year's Eve
     
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    big vern, Jan 2, 2016
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    Fell face down in a puddle, trousers around his ankles I reckon.
     
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  12. originallambrettaman

    originallambrettaman Mod Moderator Staff Member

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    Kennel, this thread's taking longer to die than the summer transfer one.
     
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  13. BlackAndAmberGambler

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    You'll be in the doghouse for that one OLM.
     
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    Woof.
     
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    Down boy.
     
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    BlackAndAmberGambler, Jan 2, 2016
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    I thought Vern said he was doing one, which he clearly hasn't.
     
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    I might make a thread about wood. I'm certain it may be boring for most, but I wouldn't have done anything I could be banned for.

    Even if I kept on bumping it every week....
     
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    Its that turd that just wont flush
     
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    He did, New Year's Eve, allegedly.
     
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    Just lock the bastard if it's annoying you OLM.
     
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