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  1. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Racist! This pub is for all races. :bandit:




    <cracker>
     
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  2. Super G Ted'inho

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    Really hope that's true <laugh>
     
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  3. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    <laugh>
    Brilliant
     
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  4. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I'm proud to announce that we have a new addition to our family. Her name is Dot: she likes to run around the living room at random angles bumping into the walls.
     
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  5. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    Kids are like that aren't they
     
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  6. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Yes, although this one cleans the house instead of making it dirtier. <ok> I don't like to play favourites although Dot may become our favourite child.
     
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  7. Garlic Klopp

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    Sounds a right sucker!
     
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  8. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Indeed that's how she got the name Dot, because she sucks. We tried to think of suck names. (had to be feminine because her voice is female)

    (DOnald Trump)
     
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  9. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    <laugh> silly welsh pisshead twat.
     
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  10. Milk not bear jizz

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    I'm just impressed that they have trains in Wales now. That's going to revolutionise their mining industry.
     
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  11. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    The Christmas Cracker Arms then ?? <whistle>:wink:
     
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  12. organic red

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    Article on the BBC News.....'Beijing residents buy fresh air from Canada' <doh> WTF?
     
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  13. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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  14. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Yep as I got to the station where I get off I just thought to myself "I wonder if I can have the car tomorrow? ****! The car!"
     
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  15. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    did you get a slap from the wife or was she too busy pissing herself laughing at your stupidity lol.
     
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  16. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    The last bit. :frown:
     
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  17. Germlands Nozzer

    Germlands Nozzer Well-Known Member

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    You sound sad that you didn't get slapped?
     
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  18. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Of course. <laugh>
     
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  19. Super G Ted'inho

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    I'm guessing you left it there and went to work on the train today?
     
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  20. Germlands Nozzer

    Germlands Nozzer Well-Known Member

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    I reckon he picked the car up and drove to work.
     
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