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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Dec 21, 2015.

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  1. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Any you ****s got a dog?

    The weans have worn me down, I'm gonna get one :emoticon-0114-dull:

    Any suggestions? Has to be wee, and stay wee.
     
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    Ciaran, Dec 21, 2015
  2. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Don't get one. Get a horse.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Dec 21, 2015
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    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    A pompeyanian.

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    pompeymeowth, Dec 21, 2015
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Get a Newfoundland.

    Great wee dogs. Don't take much feeding either.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Dec 21, 2015
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    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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  6. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Should have posted this on the toon board

    Unless someone is home all day don't do it
     
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    Mind The Duck, Dec 21, 2015
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  7. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Only spastics get dogs <ok>

    And people that can't fight <ok>

    You should probably get a couple of them <ok>
     
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    Toby, Dec 21, 2015
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    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  9. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    ^^^^^^^

    Scared of dogs
     
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    Mind The Duck, Dec 21, 2015
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    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    ^^^^^^

    Spastic Poster Of The Year 2015

    Mindy won the SPOTY
     
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    Toby, Dec 21, 2015
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  11. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    We are deciding on having another kid or a dog.

    I actually want another 2 kids and a dog to keep them in line <steam>
     
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    The Anilingus Aficionado, Dec 21, 2015
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  12. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    And well deserved too

    You ever tried to fold a spastic through a letterbox?
     
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    Mind The Duck, Dec 21, 2015
  13. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    How much are you paid to be the script writer for Mrs Brown's Boys?
     
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    Toby, Dec 21, 2015
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Why are the other ones too old to bum now?
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Dec 21, 2015
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    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    I recommend the Parson's Russell Terrier:
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    They like to play, have long walks, hunt and generally are full of life/naughtiness but also curl up on your lap like a cat.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Dec 21, 2015
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  16. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    About the same as a call centre operator with dirty jeans
     
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    Mind The Duck, Dec 21, 2015
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    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    <doh> <kirungpatter>
     
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    Toby, Dec 21, 2015
  18. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    With insight like that no wonder they let you answer the phones
     
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    Mind The Duck, Dec 21, 2015
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  19. Mick O'Toon

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    That's a nice looking yoke,fancy a dog myself but poor thing would be left on it's own all day.I would probably go for a Wicklow/Border Collie
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Dec 21, 2015
  20. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Dogs like peanut butter I'm told.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Dec 21, 2015
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