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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

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  1. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    yes they are, but they're not from Manchester


    and Hillman is a fictional character
     
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    tunns®, Jul 22, 2011
  2. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Plenty of stuff for you thieving mancs to rob in Liverpool 1,and manchesters biggest export(the big issue)can sadly be purchashed from manc scruffs throughout the complex.
    please log in to view this image
     
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    Page_Moss_Kopite, Jul 22, 2011
  3. KingPepeReina.

    KingPepeReina. Active Member

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    Page Moss.
    Has Bebe been spotted selling the Big Issue yet?
    Hillman is a fictional character.......exactly like Man United fans from Manchester.
     
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    KingPepeReina., Jul 22, 2011
  4. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    And you accuse us of plagerism!
     
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    tunns®, Jul 22, 2011
  5. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    Oh please is that the best you can come up with?

    retort with reversing all the cliches about your lot?

    see above

    0/10 must do better
     
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    tunns®, Jul 22, 2011
  6. KingPepeReina.

    KingPepeReina. Active Member

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    Here you'll like this.
    A Liverpool fan has a hobby,when he is out driving he pretends to hit Man United fans before swerving.One particular day he's out driving and he's going to have his usual bit of fun when he meets a priest on the road,and he says ''Where are you going father'',the priest replies ''St Josephs'',the Liverpool fan says ''Jump in I'm going that way,anyway,he's driving along and he meets the glory hunting scum in their rotten kit.And he speeds and swerves and just remembers he has the priest in the back when he hears a loud thump.The Liverpool fan says ''Sorry father I almost hit that Man United fan''.The priest says 'Its okay son,I got the bastard with the door''.
     
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    KingPepeReina., Jul 22, 2011

  7. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    You've been posting sterotypical bullshit throughout the thread and now you want to take you're ball home.

    <laugh>

    Grow up captain scarlet before the mysterons get you.

    <doh>
     
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    Page_Moss_Kopite, Jul 22, 2011
  8. KingPepeReina.

    KingPepeReina. Active Member

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    Page Moss.
    <laugh>
    I told you before.
    Yernited fans can give it but can't take it.
    Thats why UIR said I'm not allowed to mention a certain person who had a well known drink problem.
     
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    KingPepeReina., Jul 22, 2011
  9. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    ha ha you've just done it again.


    Mickeys thick as ****!

    Well off now lovely chatting to you, off to the pub to have some smoked swan and pommes frites
     
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    tunns®, Jul 22, 2011
  10. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Roughly translated.

    Your on your way to the chippy smoking crystal meth to buy your staple diet of a bag of chips.
     
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    Page_Moss_Kopite, Jul 22, 2011
  11. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    how did you know I lived off the " Scotty " Road?
     
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    tunns®, Jul 22, 2011
  12. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Theres no "the" when referring to Scotty.

    Fail.

    Now hurry up along for your fix and chips lad.

    <doh>
     
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    Page_Moss_Kopite, Jul 22, 2011
  13. saintanton

    saintanton Old

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    When does the banter start?
     
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    saintanton, Jul 22, 2011
  14. Bloody Wanker

    Bloody Wanker Active Member

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    My thoughts exactly. Get better banter from my 5 year old nephew.
     
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    Bloody Wanker, Jul 22, 2011
  15. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Just after the childish pissing contest ends.

    About 2038 in other words...
     
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    Swarbs, Jul 22, 2011
  16. saintanton

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    Good. I'll come back at 9 o'clock then.
     
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    saintanton, Jul 22, 2011
  17. Bolton4Europe

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    2010 - 2011 season.

    Man Utd - 1st

    Liverpool - 6th (I think)

    Man Utd 3-2 Liverpool
    Man Utd 1-0 Liverpool (Cup)
    Liverpool 3-1 Man Utd

    So if Man Utd finished above Liverpool, and beat Liverpool more times than they have been beaten by Liverpool, then that must mean that Man Utd have been better than Liverpool in the 10/11 season.

    Only using facts <ok>
     
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    Bolton4Europe, Jul 22, 2011
  18. suarezlfc

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    If we do the aggregate/away goal rule, it's 5-5 over the 3 matches, with Liverpool scoring 2 away goals to United's 1.
     
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    suarezlfc, Jul 22, 2011
  19. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    Doesn't change the 1st or 6th though <whistle>
     
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    KingEric07., Jul 22, 2011
  20. Bolton4Europe

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    True <ok>
     
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    Bolton4Europe, Jul 22, 2011
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