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I'll save you the bother: 'My bird is a warty hobbit. My boss ****ed her. I'm pretending I decked him but really I'm posting this from work, lip trembling and trying not to cry, as he makes me smell his fingers over and over again.' We're onto you, SSK.
Nah, I've ****ed his wife. Worst ride I've ever had. All she did was lie there and tell me about how **** her life was.
That's just nasty. There was me being nice and you had to go and spoil my whole weekend by being nasty.