Strange Coincidences

Doing my VAT return with music on random play and looking in my folder where I keep the invoices I've sent out seems I've been a bit lapse, got No.s 1-6 and then a gap till No. 22. At the exact time I said in my head the latter part of that last sentence, the song Consumption by The Band of Holy Joy was playing, a song about someone with TB who is 22 years old. Spooky.

Share your strange coincidences.

 

i once got a national express from Newcastle to yorkshire, put my ipod on shuffle and the song national express from the divine comedy came on. both a cool story and a true story

 

Yes indeed it is a coincidence

Similarly when i moved to australia i got chatting to a couple also from the uk, eventually we spoke about where we were from (i grew up in a small city in north yorks) she said her brother went to uni there and he got glassed in the night club. I was in the night club the night that happened and it was a guy i was drinking with that did it.

 

I got one, I thought about having a **** and at that exact time I farted and shat myself.

 

The bird and I visited my folks when they lived in Nairn. When we dropped the bird off at Inverness station as she had to go back south early, I bumped into my bessie mate from college who was renting a holiday cottage up there.

 

That's not a coincidence , that's a regular occurrence for you ... Due to the many anal ghapings you request.

 

Pm'd my address. I'll see you late pud. Bring some biscuits for afterwards.

 

I took a **** and the bowl filled up with blood. I was anally raped by the wind in a dream i had about 2 hours before the poo poo.

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That's not a coincidence, that's incontinence. Not the same thing at all.

 

I was working on a building site in Hampshire and I had to drive there. The Ganger asked me to pick up a guy called Gerry in Farnborough. I picked him up and noticed he had a Glasgow accent. He's been living in england for years and when he told me he was from Easterhouse. It turned out he was my Cousin's best man.

Another time I spent a night in Transit Accomodation in Woolwich Barracks. All of the guys in there were either getting kicked out or leaving, apart from one guy who I ended up talking to. He'd just arrived having been sent there as instructor, we went down the local for a pint. As we were talking I asked him what regiment he had been in, and when he told me I said that my brother had been in that regiment. It turned out to be my brother's best mate.

 

Would have been better if it had turned out to be your brother.

 

Not really, I know my brother.

 

That's why it would have been better if you had been having a pint with him and didn't realise it was him until he told you. **** the coincidence, imagine the hilarity lolzy lolzy lolzy hahaha

 

I did bump into my other Brother once, I had been at an Army camp in wiltshire for 2 weeks before I discovered his unit was in the same camp. I recognised him or that could have been hilarious.

 

You only recognised him because you weren't allowed to smoke weed in the army.